Bond Market Hits Panic Button Again Because Surprises Never Happen
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market has been having a tough week, and…
Tag: Wednesday
Pennsylvania Airport Witnesses Thrilling Midair Crash Spectacle Somehow Involving Humans
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a state police helicopter and a small plane collided in…
Great Falls Residents Shocked By Completely Normal Tuesday Stabbing Incident
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gruesome murder in Great Falls, Virginia, and I’ve got to say,…
Google Buys Spirit Airlines Data Because AI Needs More Turbulence
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Spirit Airlines, and I just can’t help but think, what’s next? The…
Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest humanoid robot maker, Unitree, is set to list…
Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just got word that Wednesday 13 is teaming…
Army Decides Apache Helicopters Not Invincible After All
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US Army, and I’ve got to say,…
Prosecutors fine tune their case for Palisades fire guy redo
Los Angeles is still trying to figure out who started that massive wildfire back in 2025, and I’m sipping my…
Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…
Inflation Takes a Slightly Less Terrible Turn for Once
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news on inflation, and I have to say, it’s…