Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest venture, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
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Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…
Christa Pike Outlives Own Execution in Bureaucratic Miracle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Christa Pike, the woman who was supposed to be the first…
GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A GOP senator, Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, blocked a resolution on…
Texas Capitol Apparently Not Secure Enough Against Random Guys
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 40-year-old man who was arrested for plotting to attack the Texas…
Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced a new Pentagon autonomous warfare…
CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like California is headed in the wrong direction, at…
Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the White House. It seems…
Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Democratic strategies to tackle transgender issues, and I have to…
Max Miller’s Lawyers Just Can’t Get Enough of Bernie Moreno
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving Rep. Max Miller, and I’ve got to say,…