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Hero Teacher Admits She Was Totally Powerless
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Hero Teacher Admits She Was Totally Powerless

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Bend, Oregon, where a teacher, Becky Drury, is speaking…

FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things
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FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the FCC, where Brendan Carr, the Republican chair, is warning…

Meta Forks Over $25 Billion Because Cambridge Analytica Was a Thing
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Meta Forks Over $25 Billion Because Cambridge Analytica Was a Thing

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge just ordered Meta to pay a whopping…

Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently
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Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and let me tell you,…

Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
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Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…

Senate Debates Bring Drama to Alaska and Maine Thursday
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Senate Debates Bring Drama to Alaska and Maine Thursday

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest debates in Maine and Alaska were quite the spectacle.…

Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move
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Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

Fed Officials Casually Mention Impending Doom Again
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Fed Officials Casually Mention Impending Doom Again

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Four years ago, then-Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell warned Americans that…

John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life
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John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process it myself,…

Rubio Heads to Greece to Launch Presidential Rumor Mill Officially Now
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Rubio Heads to Greece to Launch Presidential Rumor Mill Officially Now

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Marco Rubio’s latest speech in Athens, Greece, and I have to say,…

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