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DJ Drops Beats While Yogi Attempts to Find Inner Peace Amidst Soul Ties
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DJ Drops Beats While Yogi Attempts to Find Inner Peace Amidst Soul Ties

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🧘‍♂️🌪️ Brace yourselves, Tampa! On February 16, 2026, from 9:00 AM to 10:00 AM at Armature Works (1200 N Boulevard,…

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Pharmacies vs RAMQ: Le Grand Duel de l’Oral et du Topical

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🚀 Urgent: Les pharmaciens veulent sauver votre santé (et votre portefeuille) lors d’une « séance d’informations » le 23 juin…

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La santé mentale des ados sauvée par des livres et des devoirs de français

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Psychologues et écrivains s’associent pour sauver les jeunes du désespoir… avec des livres ! 📚✨ Ce mercredi 24 mars 2025 à…

STC 2026 KICKOFF CELEBRATION: WHEN THE FUTURE OF TELECOM FINALLY GETS A SPARKLE
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STC 2026 KICKOFF CELEBRATION: WHEN THE FUTURE OF TELECOM FINALLY GETS A SPARKLE

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Time Travelers Confused – New Year’s Party Scheduled for January 10, 2026! 🎉📅 Join us at STC Rowland…

PGCAC 2025 Football & Brunch Watch Party: Because Nothing Says Touchdowns Like Overcooked Eggs and Questionable Life Choices
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PGCAC 2025 Football & Brunch Watch Party: Because Nothing Says Touchdowns Like Overcooked Eggs and Questionable Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🏈 The Commanders are playing the Eagles on Sunday, January 4, 2026, at Famous Lounge Restaurant, 5010 Brown Station Road,…

PGCAC 2025 Football & Brunch Watch Party — Where the Snacks Are Hot and the Takes Are Hotter
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PGCAC 2025 Football & Brunch Watch Party — Where the Snacks Are Hot and the Takes Are Hotter

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🏈🚨 ATTENTION, FROZEN WARRIORS OF UPPER MARLBORO! 🚨🏈 On Sunday, January 4, 2026, we’ll gather at Famous Lounge Restaurant (5010…

Level One Improv: Where Your Life Choices Lead to Making It Up As You Go
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Level One Improv: Where Your Life Choices Lead to Making It Up As You Go

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🔥 “Intro to Improv” – Because Apparently, Some People Still Think “Yes, And…” Is a Life Strategy 🎭 In a…

New Year’s Resolutions Online Ceremony Promises to Ruin Your Goals Before They Begin
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New Year’s Resolutions Online Ceremony Promises to Ruin Your Goals Before They Begin

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

Attention all spiritual seekers, procrastinators, and people who still think vision boards work: Hailey Noa is here to save your…

CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony Luncheon 1/4/2026
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CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony Luncheon 1/4/2026

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

Eventbrite crashes again, leaving users stranded like turtles on a hot griddle. Eventbrite’s “CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony…

CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony Luncheon 1/4/2026
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CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony Luncheon 1/4/2026

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

Eventbrite fails to sell tickets for CSWEP 2026 luncheon – again, because apparently they hate women in economics. Eventbrite, the…

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