🚨 BREAKING: Susan Brooks Finally Cracks the Code on Why Your Kid Can’t Find Their Homework 🚨
📅 Feb 28, 2022 | 📍 Zoom (because in-person would require pants) | 💸 Free (because therapy is too expensive)
🧠 What is Executive Functioning? It’s why your kid can’t pack a schoolbag without a UN peacekeeping mission. 😂
🗂️ Planning? Prioritizing? HA! More like advanced alien concepts! 👽
😢 Emotions? They’re running the show like a toddler with a nuclear launch code. 💥
🔄 Routines? We’ll try to schedule that between meltdowns and lost PE kits. 🏃♂️
Susan Brooks (C.Psychol., MSc, PGCE, and apparently a superhero cape) will teach you how to outsmart your child’s brain. 🦸♀️
Research-backed, case-study-filled, and Hertfordshire-funded. Bring snacks and hope. 🍕✨
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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