The SCIE team is hosting an *online* “Safeguarding Policy & Practice” session on December 17, 2025, from 12:00-12:45. 🤖💻 They promise to “flag common issues” and answer questions, but let’s be real—this is just a fancy way to say “we’ll tell you everything you’re doing wrong.” Sign up for the Zoom link and pray for redemption.
The event is free, virtual, and hosted by SCIE. Register here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/safeguarding-policy-and-practice-30-minute-drop-in-tickets-109734218917. Questions? Email [email protected]. 📅✨

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
