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Because You Clearly Forgot to Get Mom a Gift SOCIAL SUNDAYS MOTHERS DAY EDITION

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Oh joy, Mother’s Day in Orlando! 🀣 Sunday, May 10th πŸ“… Cosmo Lounge Downtown – 69 E Pine St,…

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Because Your Mom Clearly Needs Another Overpriced Brunch at Regatta Grove on Mother’s Day

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Celebrate Mom at Regatta Grove 🌸 with free rose & tropical drinks! 🍹 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Get Ready for the Most Emo Night of the Year at Sanctuary MOTHERWEEN Goth Night Because Your Black Eyeliner Isn’t Going to Apply Itself

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Sanctuary MOTHERWEEN Goth Night at Myth | 5.10.26 πŸŽƒοΈ πŸ•·οΈπŸ’€ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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Because Nothing Says I Love You Mom Like a mediocrly made plate of pasta and some awkward dancing

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Celebrate Mother’s Day in LA with Chef Dance Studio 18! πŸŒΈπŸπŸ’ƒ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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IIP TALKS Where Jed Wilson Blesses Us with His Presence and Hopefully Some Actual Insights

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

IIP Talks | Estrutura e SΓ­ncope: Thelonious Monk como psicanalista | Jed Wilson 🎸 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

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Hoe Je Met Gemak Je Alles Vergeet En Toch Je Belastingaangifte 2026 Inlegt

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Let’s get this tax party started πŸŽ‰! Neem deel en ontdek de tips van de opleiders van de FOD FinanciΓ«n!…

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Tampa’s R&B Roof Top Party at 5pm Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Yaaas, Mom’s special day πŸŽ‰! 5PM in Tampa: R&B Rooftop Party at 1920, May 10th πŸ“† πŸΉπŸ’¨ Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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Because What Everyone Really Needs is a Day of Overpriced Champagne and Cheesy Music in the Park with a Side of Questionable Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

R&B Picnic is back in 2026! πŸŽ‰πŸΉ Featuring MIMOSAS, food trucks, DJ Kub & DJ Pretty Boy Mell 🎢 $500…

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Because Your Mom Already Hates You the 4th Annual Mother’s Ruin Mother’s Day Challenge is Here

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Sunday, May 10, 2026: Mother’s Ruin Challenge 🍺 🎊 visit 3 locations πŸ“ (Charleston required 🚫) 🀣 Chuck B.…

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Because Nothing Says I Love You Mom Like a Boozy River Cruise with a Bunch of Strangers on Mother’s Day

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

🌊πŸ₯‚ New Orleans Mother’s Day party on The Creole Queen πŸŽ‰πŸ‘΅ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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