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Bedrock City Comic Con: Where the Flintstones Meet Furries
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Bedrock City Comic Con: Where the Flintstones Meet Furries

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**Yabba Dabba Doo! 🤪 Bedrock City Comic Con, the BEST (or only?) Houston comic gathering, is coming Oct 4-5, 2025!…

WIA NYC Animation Festival: Is It Worth the Hype or Just Another Cartoon Catastrophe
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WIA NYC Animation Festival: Is It Worth the Hype or Just Another Cartoon Catastrophe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The WIA NYC Animation Festival is BACK! 🤪 Get ready for mind-blowing “creativity” 🤣 at the SVA Theatre!…

Boardwalk Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Boardwalk Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Boardwalk Comic Con 2025 at Myrtle Beach Convention Center is THE place to be! 🏖️ Comics, toys, cosplay…

Raleigh Film and Art Festival 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Raleigh Film and Art Festival 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! 💖 DRA’s sponsors are so generous, they should get a medal! 🏅 DRA, est. 1996, revitalizing Raleigh! ✨ Goals?…

Sunset Strip: Where Bad Art and Bad Decisions Meet!
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Sunset Strip: Where Bad Art and Bad Decisions Meet!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 Get drunk 🍷, inhale flavored smoke 💨, and ruin a canvas 🎨 on the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP!** Tickets…

East Village Film Fest: Where Indie Dreams Go to Die
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East Village Film Fest: Where Indie Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**Oh, honey, prepare for a theatrical EXPERIENCE!🎭 “Late seating? NO WAY!⏰ Stairs? YES!♿️ (jk lol). Refunds? NEVER!💰 Get there 5-15…

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From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class Guarantees Fame (Or Your Money Back?)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The “#1 professional actors studio” 🎬 is hosting a “Masterclass to Start Acting on TV”! 🤣 Beginners, get…

“Unregulated: A Marcia Belsky Masterpiece (Or Is It?)”
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“Unregulated: A Marcia Belsky Masterpiece (Or Is It?)”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**DOORS 6:30PM | SHOW 7:30PM Prepare to be amazed! A woman searches for a job in 2045! Corporate deregulation? 🤣…

“Take One” More Like “Take a Nap”: The Youth Film Fest That’s So Bad, It’s Good
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“Take One” More Like “Take a Nap”: The Youth Film Fest That’s So Bad, It’s Good

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for *The Last Laugh*, a “gripping” anti-bullying thriller by the Take One Youth Film Mentorship Program!** Red…

Flying Tails TV Show: More Like Flailing Fails, Am I Right
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Flying Tails TV Show: More Like Flailing Fails, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

OMG! Prepare for the “Flying Tails Animal Rescue” premiere on PBS in November! 🐶✈️ Before that, catch an EXCLUSIVE screening!…

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