Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: weekend

Sip ‘n’ Stroke on Sunset: Get Hammered & “Artistic” in Hollywood
Live

Sip ‘n’ Stroke on Sunset: Get Hammered & “Artistic” in Hollywood

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Paint, smoke hookah & sip wine on the Sunset Strip! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ World-famous views included, maybe. Get a free drink or…

Sunset Strip: Where Art Meets Overpriced Drinks and Questionable Life Choices
Live

Sunset Strip: Where Art Meets Overpriced Drinks and Questionable Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Sip, puff, and paint on the SUNSET STRIP ๐ŸŒ‡! Unleash your inner Picasso (or not) while enjoying “amazing views.” Tickets…

Toxic Avenger Reboot: We’re So Sorry
Live

Toxic Avenger Reboot: We’re So Sorry

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿงช The Toxic Avenger (2025) premieres at The Emmaus Theatre, Friday, August 29, 7:30pm! Witness Peter Dinklage, Elijah Wood,…

Gamera: Giant Turtle Beats Godzilla (Again) at Fancy Theater
Live

Gamera: Giant Turtle Beats Godzilla (Again) at Fancy Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

OMG! ๐ŸขSecret Movie Club presents “Gamera: Guardian of the Universe” on Sunday, August 31, 2025, at 10am! Million Dollar Theater,…

Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence
Live

Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

๐ŸŽ‰ Labor Day Weekend Sunday Jam! ๐ŸŽ‰What Band๐Ÿ’ฉ performs LIVE at Piano Keys Restaurant & Lounge! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธSunday, August 31st, 6:00…

More Like More Than The Missteps Podcast Live
Live

More Like More Than The Missteps Podcast Live

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

Welcome to More Than The Masters Podcast Live!๐Ÿ™„ At Ikonz Sportsbar & Grill, August 31, 2025, 3:00 PM (Eastern Time)!๐Ÿคฏ…

Blockbuster Brews: Minecraft on Tap, Prepare for Pixelated Pint Nights
Live

Blockbuster Brews: Minecraft on Tap, Prepare for Pixelated Pint Nights

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

OMG! ๐ŸŽฎ Movie Night: Minecraft!๐Ÿ“ Lawless Brewing Co., North Hollywood, CA ๐Ÿ“… Sun, Aug 31, 7:30 PM. $10 to sit?…

Gamera 2: Attack of Legion or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Giant Space Bugs at the Million Dollar Theater
Live

Gamera 2: Attack of Legion or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Giant Space Bugs at the Million Dollar Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents: Gamera 2: Attack of Legion (dir by Shusuke Kaneko) at The Million Dollar Theater, 307 S…

Chicago’s Comedy: So Good It’s Criminal
Live

Chicago’s Comedy: So Good It’s Criminal

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

2-Item Minimum Per Guest ๐Ÿ˜‚ Valid ID Required for Entry ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ First Come, First Served Seating ๐Ÿช‘ No Outside Food…

The Target Shoots First? More Like The Target Misses Completely (1999), Brought To You By People Who Didn’t Watch It
Live

The Target Shoots First? More Like The Target Misses Completely (1999), Brought To You By People Who Didn’t Watch It

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

**T.A.P.E.’s Home Video Day 2025 ๐Ÿคชโ€“ Music Edition CLOSES with a screening of “THE TARGET SHOOTS FIRST” (1999)!** Wilcha, armed…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 211 212 213 … 259 Next

Latest posts

  • Supreme Court To Weigh In On Cities Vs Oil Companies
  • Tennessee Prison Chief Nails Job With Execution Errors
  • China’s Secret Agent Apparently Didn’t Get The Memo
  • Southern Georgia Block Party Apparently Not That Fun This Year
  • Spin of the Day: The puzzle features nine pears for players to solve. โ€” 86% Journalism Not Found

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Todayโ€™s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright ยฉ 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.