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Tim Burton’s SWEENEY TODD in REAL Film? OMG!
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Tim Burton’s SWEENEY TODD in REAL Film? OMG!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents:Sweeney Todd, Oct 19, 2025, 9 PM. At the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles,…

Ainaz Azarhoush’s Iranian Short Film: Prepare for Existential Dread and Subtitles
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Ainaz Azarhoush’s Iranian Short Film: Prepare for Existential Dread and Subtitles

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Ainaz Azarhoush (from “Fish and Cat”) 😹 is curating Iranian short films! Location: ANTiPODE Art Gallery, 103 S.…

Bacari W. Adams Presents: Jennifer’s Body (Because What Else Is There to Do?)
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Bacari W. Adams Presents: Jennifer’s Body (Because What Else Is There to Do?)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

🤣Calling all BACARI “fans”! Prepare for ultimate cringe!🤣 Movie Nights at Bacari! 🤮 Every week in October, enjoy “spooky” classics…

50/50 Horror Fest: So Bad It’s Hilarious
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50/50 Horror Fest: So Bad It’s Hilarious

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! 50/50 Horror Fest is back! 😱 Watch young filmmakers embarrass themselves with horror shorts for industry big shots. Lee Strasberg…

Tim Burton’s SLEEPY HOLLOW on ACTUAL Film (Not That Digital Crap) at the Million Dollar Theater
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Tim Burton’s SLEEPY HOLLOW on ACTUAL Film (Not That Digital Crap) at the Million Dollar Theater

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents: “Sleepy Hollow” (2007) in GLORIOUS 35mm (maybe, we have a DCP backup 🤫) as…

Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood” on REAL Film? What is this, 1994?
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Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood” on REAL Film? What is this, 1994?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents: Tim Burton’s ED WOOD 🎬 (1994) on GLORIOUS 35mm 🎞️ (maybe, we have a…

Hollywood’s Epic Fail: Come Watch Our Movie & Toss Us Some Cash
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Hollywood’s Epic Fail: Come Watch Our Movie & Toss Us Some Cash

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Robert Silver, a 7-time “award-winning” director, is gracing The New Parkway Cinema, 474 24th St, Oakland, CA, on…

Bullet Rush: More Like Bullet…Snooze, AmIRite?
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Bullet Rush: More Like Bullet…Snooze, AmIRite?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Bullet Rush” Movie Premiere at the Plaza Theatre!** 🤣 Prepare for *thrills*! 🤡 Tickets available! 🤑 Don’t miss…

Tim Burton: 35mm of Spooky Overload, Are You Sure You Can Handle It?
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Tim Burton: 35mm of Spooky Overload, Are You Sure You Can Handle It?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**🤣Tim Burton Spooky👻 Spectacular 35mm💩 Marathon! Sunday, October 19, 2025, Million Dollar Theater. Showing 4 of Tim Burton’s ‘greatest’ movies…

So You Think You Can Dress: A “Devil Wears Prada” Rooftop Catwalk Fail
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So You Think You Can Dress: A “Devil Wears Prada” Rooftop Catwalk Fail

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG!** 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 🎬 Wireless headphones? Plush beanbags? 🤣 “Cityscape views” (aka buildings).…

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