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“Sea Boys” Movie Night: Prepare to be Board
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“Sea Boys” Movie Night: Prepare to be Board

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

OMG!😱 RAD Arts Foundation presents: 🎬SEA BOYS! Starring Afshin Hashemi & Mona Farjad! Seen at the 24th Shanghai International Film…

Blue Surf: Prepare to be Board!
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Blue Surf: Prepare to be Board!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Jade invites you to the premiere of “Blue”🌊! She escaped to Sumba, Indonesia🇮🇩, found herself (again!), and made a film…

Denali’s Drag Show: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Denali’s Drag Show: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Every Sunday, Hera Wynn subjects the Beaux stage to… *this* 🤡. This week, Denali (⛸️ queen of RuPaul’s Drag Race,…

NYC’s Most (Unintentionally?) Hilarious Chinese Open Mic: Prepare for Utter Chaos (No 143)
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NYC’s Most (Unintentionally?) Hilarious Chinese Open Mic: Prepare for Utter Chaos (No 143)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Open Mic, where dreams die! 1:30-2PM sharp! 🤣 $10 ($7.47+fee) to watch amateurs bomb. 💣 One (1) drink…

Woke Film Club Serves Mimosas with your Dose of Black Guilt
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Woke Film Club Serves Mimosas with your Dose of Black Guilt

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Black Film Club Collective Presents: Matinee + Mimosas at Three Cities Social! 🥂 BYOB (Bring Your Own Bubbly) 🍾 and…

Coterie: Geriatric Rave
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Coterie: Geriatric Rave

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Oh honey, Charleston’s throwin’ a “mature” day party? 🤣 Classic Hip-Hop & R&B all day? Savory bites? 🍸Upscale Ambience? As…

Film Screening: “Taste of the Land” – Prepare for Some Seriously Boring Agriculture Porn
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Film Screening: “Taste of the Land” – Prepare for Some Seriously Boring Agriculture Porn

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Oh no, not another documentary! 🙄 “Taste of the Land” by Adam Loften and Emmanuel Vaughan-Lee, presented by Emergence Magazine!…

Survivor: Aussies vs. the Globe – Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Decisions
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Survivor: Aussies vs. the Globe – Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Decisions

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG, another “Survivor” watch party? 🙄 Crystal Lake, Sunday, August 24, doors at 6pm, episode at 6:30pm. 😴 “Idoling out…

Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)
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Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG! 🔥🏠 A shy pyromaniac with imaginary friends goes to a vineyard! 🍇🍷He’s trapped between family drama and a love…

Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything
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Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

😂🤣Laughing At The Movies🤣😂: Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, August 24th! Leather seats? Heated? A kitchen? Bar? Sounds like a recipe for…

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