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Lexington’s Redline: More Like “Barely Alive” Line, amirite
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Lexington’s Redline: More Like “Barely Alive” Line, amirite

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

Lexington: Resilience in the Redline? More like Snoozefest in the Redline! 😴 Black Yarn presents this cinematic masterpiece. Uncovers the…

Vessels: Dance? More Like Bore-sels!
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Vessels: Dance? More Like Bore-sels!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Vessels: A Night of Dance Film” πŸ’ƒπŸ•Ίat the Contemporary Arts Center’s Black Box Theater in downtown Cincinnati! πŸŒ†…

Gay Chinese Movies: Prepare to be Offended
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Gay Chinese Movies: Prepare to be Offended

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Regal Rockville Center, 199 E Montgomery Ave, Rockville, MD 20850 is showing artsy-fartsy films! 🎬 “Happy Together” πŸ‘¬…

Hump Day Chuckle Fest: Outdoors
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Hump Day Chuckle Fest: Outdoors

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

Oh, joy! 13th Annual Comedy Show Fundraiser at St. Vincents outdoor patio! πŸŽ‰ Reception at 5:30 PM – savory bites…

Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition
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Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke! They don’t warn you about “upsetting content” because…

Gary Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
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Gary Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

Episode 3 – What it Takes to Rebuild People Premiere? πŸ™„ More like “What it Takes to Bore People!” 😴…

High-larious Comedy at the Church of Weed
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High-larious Comedy at the Church of Weed

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ€ͺ The International Church of Cannabis, 400 S Logan St, Denver, Colorado 80209, presents Bad Habit Stand-Up on Friday,…

Henry’s Hilarious Hollywood Hysteria
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Henry’s Hilarious Hollywood Hysteria

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

#HelpHenry: A real Blockbuster 🎬 OMG! 😱Red carpet! On Sunday, August 24th, 6:00 PM – 9:30 PM at Afro TV…

Undertaker’s First Movie: Will He Actually Act This Time
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Undertaker’s First Movie: Will He Actually Act This Time

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “The Undertaker” πŸ’€ Season 1 has 5 episodes! 🀣 Each episode peels away Marcia’s emotional layers in Philadelphia!…

Film Nerds Unite (and Argue) in August
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Film Nerds Unite (and Argue) in August

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ If you’re under 16, bring your parents… or don’t bother entering. Minors are like, SO not allowed without…

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