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Brooklyn’s Got Jokes, Maybe Good Ones!
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Brooklyn’s Got Jokes, Maybe Good Ones!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

Prime-Time Comedy in Brooklyn! πŸ˜‚ Eastville Comedy Club, 487 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY! Lineup “coming soon”! Maybe! 🀑 No drink…

After Hours: Prepare to be Bored on a Friday Night
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After Hours: Prepare to be Bored on a Friday Night

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG!πŸ™„ “Timeless classics” every Friday at 9 PM? 9640 S Tryon St unit k, Charlotte, NC 28273.🧐 Flavorful bites, mocktails…

Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Comedy Goes to Die (Laughing)!
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Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Comedy Goes to Die (Laughing)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick, NY, 251 State School Road, Warwick NY 10990! 🀣 Next Stop Comedy, formerly Boston…

Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Your Jokes Go To Die
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Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Your Jokes Go To Die

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick, NY, 10990, is hosting a comedy night! 🀣 Get ready for “top” comedians (as…

2000+ People Crammed into Palm Beach Nightclub: Hollywood’s Latest Hostage Situation
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2000+ People Crammed into Palm Beach Nightclub: Hollywood’s Latest Hostage Situation

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

**D TOUR SATURDAYS @ Ivy Nightclub in West Palm Beach! 🌴Hollywood INVADES Palm Beach EVERY Saturday Night! Prepare for a…

Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest
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Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Creatives in Chicago! πŸ™„ Filmmakers, writers, actors, musicians, and models (and everyone in between πŸ™„) unite for dinner…

Atlanta’s Elite (and Slightly Spooky) Dinner Party
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Atlanta’s Elite (and Slightly Spooky) Dinner Party

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

URGENT! Attention, delusional “creatives” of Atlanta! πŸŽ­πŸ• Join our super-exclusive (under 15 ppl!) “micro-event” dinner. Locations? 🀫 We’ll tell the…

Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets
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Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

OMG!πŸ™„ House of 🎢 in ATL is litπŸ”₯ every Sat at Whisky Mistress! Dinner at 8 PM? How basic! Live…

TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error
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TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

The Art of Movie Making (TAMMFF)🀑 is touring till the NYC Annual Awards 2025! Speakers, films, & Q&A await. All…

OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do
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OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…

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