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Oh Great Another Movie About a Boring Royal Person Emily Blunt Wastes Her Talent as Queen Victoria

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

The Young Victoria: Emily Blunt as Queen Victoria – Film History Livestream πŸŽ₯ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do on a Tuesday Than Eating Tacos and Dancing to RNB on Fake Cinco De Mayo

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

🌎 RNB WORLD β€” R&B APPRECIATION PARTY πŸŽ‰ 🎢 ALL R&B. ALL DAY. ALL VIBES 🎟️ FREE RSVP BEFORE 7PM…

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Finally a webinar to teach you that being weird is actually a superpower called neurodiversiteit

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

Webinar: neurodiversiteit 🀯 met Marloes Schoormans πŸ“š Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

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Tudor Drama House of Boleyn Where Beheadings are a Family Affair

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

Join Tracy Borman for a thrilling tale of the Boleyns πŸ°πŸ‘‘ πŸ“šπŸ’₯ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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Isaiah Rashad Finally Drops It’s Been Awful So We Can All Relate to His Awfulness

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

πŸŽ‰ See Isaiah Rashad live in Brooklyn πŸ™οΈ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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Get Ready to Ruin Your Liver with Overpriced Tequila at Tequila Gardens R&B Rooftop Day Party on Cinco De Mayo Weekend

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Get ready for Tequila Gardens – Cinco de Mayo Weekend πŸŽ‰ Sunday, May 3rd | 3PM – 12AM πŸ•°οΈ CafΓ©…

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TLS Suddenly Discovers How to Party Without Falling Over Except When They Do Which is Often at Bushes Day Party & Cocktail Fest

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Fall in the Bushes: where fancy people go to party πŸŽ‰ TLS Entertainment Group 🎊 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

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Bunch of Selfless Saints aka The Troubadours Decide to Waste Their Time Volunteering

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

We’re desperate for volunteers! 🀣 πŸ’β€β™€οΈ [email protected] πŸ“² Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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Overpriced Concert Alert: CASA of TN Valley Begs for Money with Michelle Malone and Canyonland

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Rock out for a cause 🀟 🎸 with CASA of TN Valley πŸ“† Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Vacation Planning Session Ever aka 2026 Georgia National Travel and Tourism Week Summit

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Get ready for the most epic tourism summit ever! 🀩 May 3-5, 2026, in Griffin+Spalding, Georgia πŸ“ With rockstar speakers,…

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