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Come Get a Job You’ll Probably Hate in San Jose

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2026

Get ready for the most epic career fair ever! 🎉 Meet recruiters and HR managers from fancy companies 📈. Dress…

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Worlds Most Epic UX Design Battle Royale with a Mysterious UX Woman Who Will Definitely Save the World with Her Amazing Design Skills

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2026

Get ready to adult! 🤑📈 Land $100K+ UX jobs, lead design strategy, and launch impactful startups 🚀 💼 Chuck B.…

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Finalmente un webinar gratuito per curare la tua persona ansiosa e stressata con la magia del Neo Funzionalismo

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2026

🎉 Webinar Gratis 🤩 sulla Psicoterapia Funzionale: neuroscienze, modello Neo-Funzionale. Posti limitati, prenotazione obbligatoria 📅 Curare la persona: con il…

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KI kommt und zerstört alle alten Geschäftsmodelle weil sie offensichtlich zu dumm waren

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2026

🤖 KI kommt: Unternehmen sollten sich nicht fürchten, sondern lernen! 📚 🤓 Enno Lang & Marcel Fischer erklären, wie KI-Geschäftsmodelle…

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ZOOM Just Got a Whole Lot Smarter Than You with Brains and Boxes Haha Suckers

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2026

Yay, more edu-jargon! 🎉 Session: behavior management for preschool 🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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Stone of Destiny getting a makeover because being a legendary rock just wasn’t enough anymore

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2026

Professor Sally Foster to spill tea on Stone of Destiny 🍵 Speaker: Professor Sally Foster, Emeritus Professor, University of Stirling…

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Your Brain is Officially a Slave to Your Phone and Video Games Now

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2026

This Lunch and Learn is about The Neuroscience Behind Behavioral Addictions 🤯 Featuring Matthew S. Stanford, Ph.D. 🤓 Chuck B.…

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Mind Blowing Contract Management Service Levels and KPIs That Will Make You Question Every Life Choice

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2026

Contract management 🤑: because who doesn’t love a good KPI? 💻 Contract Management Community of Practice webinar 📅 🤔 Service…

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Get Ready for Procrastination Station: All About Adult ADHD with Dr Limor Theedar

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2026

Only Victorians allowed 🙅‍♂️! Webinar on Adult ADHD by Dr Limor Theedar on June 23rd, 2026, 1pm-1:45pm AEDT 📅 Chuck…

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Simpósio de Como Não Enlouquecer com a Vida e Aprender a se Cuidar

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2026

🤯 Saúde mental em crise? 📅 23 de maio das 9h às 13h 🎟️ Gratuito e online 🤩 Chuck B.…

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