Attention all child-care warriors! The Victorian Early Childhood Regulatory Authority (VECRA) is here to save the day with their “National Child Safety Reform & NQF Legislative Changes” info sessions! 😴
**When?** Wednesday, 25 Feb, 6:30-8:00 PM (because who doesn’t love evening webinars?)
**Where?** Microsoft Teams (because nothing says “fun” like virtual meetings).
**Who?** Family Day Care educators and approved providers (sorry, everyone else, you’re not invited).
**Cost?** FREE (but you still have to register for a “free ticket” – bureaucracy at its finest).
**Pro tip:** Don’t forget to secure the correct ticket (centre-based OR family day care) or risk being shamed by the VECRA overlords.
Questions? Email them at [email protected] (because who doesn’t love a good email chain?).
Let the regulatory fun begin! 🎉
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