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From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class Guarantees Fame (Or Your Money Back?)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The “#1 professional actors studio” 🎬 is hosting a “Masterclass to Start Acting on TV”! 🤣 Beginners, get…

“Unregulated: A Marcia Belsky Masterpiece (Or Is It?)”
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“Unregulated: A Marcia Belsky Masterpiece (Or Is It?)”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**DOORS 6:30PM | SHOW 7:30PM Prepare to be amazed! A woman searches for a job in 2045! Corporate deregulation? 🤣…

“Take One” More Like “Take a Nap”: The Youth Film Fest That’s So Bad, It’s Good
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“Take One” More Like “Take a Nap”: The Youth Film Fest That’s So Bad, It’s Good

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for *The Last Laugh*, a “gripping” anti-bullying thriller by the Take One Youth Film Mentorship Program!** Red…

Flying Tails TV Show: More Like Flailing Fails, Am I Right
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Flying Tails TV Show: More Like Flailing Fails, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

OMG! Prepare for the “Flying Tails Animal Rescue” premiere on PBS in November! 🐶✈️ Before that, catch an EXCLUSIVE screening!…

L Word Trivia: Lesbians “Hang” and “Cruise” (wink wink)
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L Word Trivia: Lesbians “Hang” and “Cruise” (wink wink)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! Who OFFED Jenny Schecter? 🔪 Like, duh, it was totally Bette!** 🙄 Get your gay trivia on at Henrietta…

OMG! Sindhi Film “The Last Train” Hits Atlanta, Prepare for a Cultural Tsunami
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OMG! Sindhi Film “The Last Train” Hits Atlanta, Prepare for a Cultural Tsunami

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the cinematic event of the millennium! “The Last Train” (آخرين ٽرين) is hitting Atlanta, Georgia, thanks…

“Scream” (1996): More Like “Snooze” (1996)
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“Scream” (1996): More Like “Snooze” (1996)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

Scream (1996) at Brew Garden! 😱 Prepare for the cinematic masterpiece of jump scares and questionable acting. Bring friends, or…

Big Brother 27 Finale: Prepare for Disappointment
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Big Brother 27 Finale: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Big Brother 27 finale watch party at Locals Only! 🤣 With Angela Rockstar?! 🤮 Expect the unexpected!!! 🤪…

Craig Who? Comedy Fest
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Craig Who? Comedy Fest

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

DOORS: 6:30 PM SHOW: 7:00 PM Eris Mainstage Uncommon Comedy Fest Presents: Craig LOL!🤣 Sketch comedy? At Uncommon Comedy Fest?…

FAAIM x HAIBAYO: We Promise Genuineness (and Maybe Some Embarrassment)
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FAAIM x HAIBAYO: We Promise Genuineness (and Maybe Some Embarrassment)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG!** 🤣 The Foundation fos Asian American Media & HAIBAYO present a night of “humor & healing.” 🙄 Screening of…

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