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UIEPE Palermo’s Super Secret Driving Course (For People Who Can’t Drive Good)
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UIEPE Palermo’s Super Secret Driving Course (For People Who Can’t Drive Good)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Exclusive course JUST for UIEPE Palermo users!** “Reparative conduct”? Sounds *thrilling.* Funded by the Ministry of Justice AND…

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Oh, the Joy of Italian Fire Codes: A Bureaucratic Inferno

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

OMG! πŸ”₯ After those earth-shattering D.M. 1, 2 & 3 (Sept 2021), did the fire safety world ACTUALLY change? 🀣…

AI Overlords: Bow Down to Your Inevitable Robot Assistants
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AI Overlords: Bow Down to Your Inevitable Robot Assistants

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

OMG! AI Skills Lab, a “free” πŸ™„ course by Talent Garden (with Microsoft‘s help!). 6 video pills πŸ’Š (lol), 3…

Migraine? Just Pop a Pill (Or Ten!): A Guide to Existing and Future Headache Cures (Maybe)
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Migraine? Just Pop a Pill (Or Ten!): A Guide to Existing and Future Headache Cures (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

**OMG! 🀯 Dr. Shazia Afridi, headache guru from Guy’s & St Thomas’ (since 2013!), will be LIVE on Zoom! Witness…

Parental Conflict? More Like Parental COMBAT: A “Framework” to Stop the Madness (Maybe)
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Parental Conflict? More Like Parental COMBAT: A “Framework” to Stop the Madness (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

“Understanding Your Relationships” πŸ™„ aka How Not to Mess Up Your Kids (Maybe). Join Dr. Hazel Douglas MBE & Co.…

Austin Art Fair 2025: Finally, Art You Can (Almost) Afford
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Austin Art Fair 2025: Finally, Art You Can (Almost) Afford

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

OMG! Artsy peasants unite! We’re gracing the Palmer Events Center, May 15-18, 2025! Prepare for edition #2 of…*this*. 55 galleries!…

So You Think You Can Build a Team (Spoiler: You Can’t, But Come Watch Us Try)
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So You Think You Can Build a Team (Spoiler: You Can’t, But Come Watch Us Try)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

RE/MAX Key House Group Roma presents: 🏑Workshop Online! πŸ—“οΈMay 15, 2025, πŸ•–7 PM! 90 minutes to sell your soul! 😈They…

VAWG Learning Event: Probably Won’t Solve Anything, But Free Coffee
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VAWG Learning Event: Probably Won’t Solve Anything, But Free Coffee

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Another “Learning Event” to recap… LEARNING!🀯 About the Home Office Safer Streets Fund. Yawn.😴 VAWG is the focus,…

So You Think You Can Store Electricity: A 2025 Workshop for Power Grid Dreamers
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So You Think You Can Store Electricity: A 2025 Workshop for Power Grid Dreamers

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ 2-day workshop! Learn 2 optimize grid energy storage! πŸ”‹πŸ’Έ DTE Energy & EPRI experts spill secrets on battery…

Mencap’s Totally Rad (Maybe) Webinar About Stuff After You’re Gone
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Mencap’s Totally Rad (Maybe) Webinar About Stuff After You’re Gone

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

OMG! 😱Mencap’s here to teach you how to control your loved one’s $$ after you’re gone! Planning for the Future…

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