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Philly: Love or Just Another Headache
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Philly: Love or Just Another Headache

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : ORLANDO, FL. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 126 LEVERINGTON AVE. PHILADELPHIA,PA. 19127…

Interactive “Final Destination 2” Screening: Prepare to be Trolled
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Interactive “Final Destination 2” Screening: Prepare to be Trolled

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Let It Roll” in Dallas?** 🤣 Film, food, & fun?! 🍔🍿 Encouraged to shout at the screen?! 🗣️…

Godzilla Gets Demolished by Destoroyah at Some Fancy Theater, Who Cares
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Godzilla Gets Demolished by Destoroyah at Some Fancy Theater, Who Cares

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

OMG! Secret Movie Club presents: Godzilla vs. Destoroyah!🤪 Sunday, August 31, 2025, 6pm! Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los…

TGS Productions Throws Snowflake Convention
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TGS Productions Throws Snowflake Convention

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 TGS bros are throwing their 10th All White Party! 🙄🙄🙄 Fri, Aug 29, 2025, 7 PM-1 AM at…

Lilo & Stitch Live Action: Prepare for CGI Monstrosity 2025
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Lilo & Stitch Live Action: Prepare for CGI Monstrosity 2025

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

BIGflixx proudly presents Movies Beats & Eats for FREE! 🤣 Prepare for the latest flicks, cult classics & HD movies…

Yalla Habibi San Jose: Prepare for a night you’ll regret @Pure Nightclub Aug 29th
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Yalla Habibi San Jose: Prepare for a night you’ll regret @Pure Nightclub Aug 29th

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**🔥Yalla Habibi AfterDark🔥is gracing the Bay Area at Pure Nightclub! Prepare for an “unforgettable” night. Expect non-stop music🎶 and a…

Settle for Seattle Indies Expo 2025
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Settle for Seattle Indies Expo 2025

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Seattle Indies Expo (SIX) is a FREE exhibition for indie devs to gather ‘n’ flex their barely-finished games. 🤪 Forget…

Sunset Cinema: Prepare for Disappointment
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Sunset Cinema: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 24, 2025

Oh no, not another FREE event in Santa Monica! 🙄 Cinema Sundays are back on Third Street near the historic…

Tampa Bay’s Hottest Sweaty Box You’ll Regret Monday
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Tampa Bay’s Hottest Sweaty Box You’ll Regret Monday

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 24, 2025

Oh honey, prepare for the ✨eccentric✨ Tangra Nightclub in Tampa! Designed by Disco Designer, it’s THE nightlife attraction. Get ready…

Cinema Sundays: Prepare for Disappointment at Sunset
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Cinema Sundays: Prepare for Disappointment at Sunset

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 24, 2025

Oh no, not another FREE movie night in Santa Monica?! 🙄 Cinema Sundays are back on Third Street near the…

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