OMG, Prepare for the #1 Saturday night snooze-fest in ATL! 😴 Revel Saturdays: Where dreams go to die (of boredom).
- Atlanta’s top DJs (playing the same 5 songs)
- Go-go dancers (bless their hearts), celebrity guest (probably your uncle).
- LED screens that will blind you.
- Valet Parking (to overcharge you).
- Free Entry Until 11PM W/ RSVP (if you can find parking).
VIP SECTIONS ARE IN HIGH DEMAND (said no one ever)!
Text (516) 424-7280 to waste your money
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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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