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Because Your Irish Relatives Were Definitely Not Just Drinking All Day

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Irish ancestry webinar πŸ€ on Vimeo πŸ“Ή Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

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Las Vegas Descends into Chaos as MercyMe Volunteers Suddenly Decide to be Helpful and Nice to People

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

πŸ™Œ What to Expect Yay, you’re volunteering at a Christian concert tour! πŸŽ‰ It’s gonna be a blast… or not.…

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Learn to Destroy Music with Your Terrible Singing in Musical Improv Workshops

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Yay, improv time! πŸŽ‰ 🀣 Stomping Ground’s got a new workshop πŸ“š Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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Get Ready for the Most Lit Day Party Ever with Ohgeesy and DJ Vision Bringing the Noise

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Day party with Ohgeesy & DJ Vision πŸŽ‰ at EOS Lounge on April 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM πŸ•°οΈ 😎…

Titanic 2.0: Because One Sinking Boat Cruise Wasnt Enough Now Introducing the Selena Sunset Disaster Waiting to Happen Boat Cruise
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Titanic 2.0: Because One Sinking Boat Cruise Wasnt Enough Now Introducing the Selena Sunset Disaster Waiting to Happen Boat Cruise

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

RIP to the best party ever πŸ˜‚ THE SELENA SUNSET. BOAT CRUISE πŸš£β€β™€οΈπŸŒ… has sadly ended πŸŽ‰, but you can…

Lamb of God to Rock Out with Face Melting Easter Oratorio in Sunnyvale Because Jesus Loves Metal
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Lamb of God to Rock Out with Face Melting Easter Oratorio in Sunnyvale Because Jesus Loves Metal

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Eventbrite: Where Events Come to Life πŸŽ‰ 🀣 Who needs actual events when you can have an endless loop…

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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Event of the Year Northwest Communication Association 2026 Annual Conference Where Nerds Unite to Talk About Talking

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Oh joy, a conference! πŸŽ‰ NWCA Annual Conference at Coeur d’Alene Resort from April 12-14, 2026 πŸ“… Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Snooze Fest of the Century the 2026 PRAM State Conference is Coming

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Get ready for boredom in Starkville πŸŽ‰ at PRAM’s 2026 conference on April 12-14 at The Mill Conference Center…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Show of Your Life with the Infamous Drugdealer at SLO Brew Rock on 4/12
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Show of Your Life with the Infamous Drugdealer at SLO Brew Rock on 4/12

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Eventbrite’s Newest Event: Drugdealer :: SLO Brew Rock :: 4/12 🎟️ πŸŽ‰ Where: SLO Brew Rock, San Luis Obispo, CA…

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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Online Course Ever Die neue S3-Leitlinie EssstΓΆrungen Because Who Doesn’t Love Reading About Eating Disorders

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Online-Fortbildung: “Die neue S3-Leitlinie EssstΓΆrungen” Referent: Prof. Dr. Beate Herpertz-Dahlmann πŸ€“ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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