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Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities
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Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump is in Ireland, and he’s making headlines by…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…

US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
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US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…

Trump Scrambles as Labor Day Gas Prices Hit Record Highs Somehow
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Trump Scrambles as Labor Day Gas Prices Hit Record Highs Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to CNN, Americans are likely to face the highest Labor…

America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs
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America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and let me tell you,…

Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole
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Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

It’s time to get excited about another game that’s going to consume our lives, and I’m not just saying that…

More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend
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More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies streaming into our lives, because what we really needed was more content to…

Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September
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Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Marvel Studios is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in cinemas, because…

Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
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Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…

Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently
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Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s been four weeks since Spider-Man: Brand New Day swung into theaters, and it’s still the king of the box…

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