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Game Con Canada Is Totally Not Going to Be a Hot Sweaty Mess of Nerds Fighting Over Overpriced Merch and Maybe Possibly Bringing Home a Few Decent Prizes If You’re Lucky Enough to Survive the Crowds
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Game Con Canada Is Totally Not Going to Be a Hot Sweaty Mess of Nerds Fighting Over Overpriced Merch and Maybe Possibly Bringing Home a Few Decent Prizes If You’re Lucky Enough to Survive the Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Get ready for the most epic gaming event of the year, folks! 🎉👀 Game Con Canada and NAGIS are taking…

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Benin the Next Big Thing Sort Of Maybe We Guess Helping You Export Stuff There

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

🚨 Bénin, le nouveau Graal des exportations 🚨 Le Bénin : marché en croissance 🚀, Investissement Québec International vous aidera…

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M·A·C Match Day Because You Clearly Need More Makeup to Impress Your Tinder Dates

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

Get ready for M·A·C Match Day 🎉 on 4/18 & 4/19! 📆 🎁 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Aprende a No Arruinar la Vida de tus Hijos con Seguridad Corporal Para Padres y Cuidadores Desesperados

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

🤣 Aprende a manejar conversaciones difíciles con jóvenes sobre límites en línea a través de Zoom 📊 📚 Chuck B.…

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LYFE ATL Saturday Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life and Free Entry is the Only Thing That Matters

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

SATURDAY PARTY IN ATLANTA 🎉 TEXT “LYFE” TO 404.386.1888 📱 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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Because What Every Small Town Needs is a Giant Helping of Right Wing Propaganda and Jesus

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

April 18, 2026, 1 PM – 6 PM, 🕰️ Charlotte County Fairgrounds 🎉 🙏 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

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Hoe ga je eindelijk je leerlingen wakker krijgen tijdens online lessen zonder ze te laten instorten van verveling

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

Ontdek het geheim van interactieve e-learning 🤫 LUDO workshop 📚💻 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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De onstabiele schouder waar je waarschijnlijk zelfs niet wist dat je die had tot Prof Dr Olivier Verborgt het je vertelt

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

📅 Event: De onstabiele schouder – Prof. Dr. Olivier Verborgt 🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

KISS To Perform Two Underwhelming Shows At 2026 ‘KISS Kruise: Because We Still Need to Pay Our Mortgages In Vegas’
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KISS To Perform Two Underwhelming Shows At 2026 ‘KISS Kruise: Because We Still Need to Pay Our Mortgages In Vegas’

Chord F. DiscordApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, most legendary, most unbelievably amazing event of the century (or at least that’s what…

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Nursing’s Most Glamorous Job: Wiping Butts and Saving Dignity One Adult Diaper at a Time

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

🚽💦 Let’s talk about poop and pee! 🚽💦 12:00–12:05 Welcome & Introduction 🤝 12:05–12:25 Understanding continence 🤔 12:25–12:50 Assessment and…

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