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More Like A Better View For The 1%β€”Forty Artists Beg You To Buy A Print

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Saturday, January 17, 6PM–10PM, ABV Gallery in East Atlanta Village unleashes “A Better View”β€”a free spectacle featuring over 40 local…

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Directive 2006/42/CE vs EU Regulation 2023/1230: Unbelievable bureaucratic speed only took 17 years to update machine safety

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

On January 20, 2027, the EU will finally force your machines to behave. πŸ€– Get ready for the “Machine Safety”…

Workshop: Dialogue and Agency in Video Games, Because Pressing ‘A’ For Dialogue Totally Counts As Real Freedom
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Workshop: Dialogue and Agency in Video Games, Because Pressing ‘A’ For Dialogue Totally Counts As Real Freedom

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Ready to get your game dev on? 🀑 Trope Informed’s workshop on dialogue is coming to your eyeballs online. Because…

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Rural Dementia Patients Officially Reclassified as Spreadsheet Entries Because Ethics Committees Are Too Expensive

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Get ready for the most thrilling event of 2025: the RaDAR team explores rural dementia on August 1st! 🚜🧠 The…

Cuz We Gotta Party Like It’s 1995… In Oakland! (BAHC Live! Oakland Fan Zone & Super Bowl Watch Party)
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Cuz We Gotta Party Like It’s 1995… In Oakland! (BAHC Live! Oakland Fan Zone & Super Bowl Watch Party)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Hold onto your nachos, Oakland! πŸ₯³ The BAHC is bringing a totally free, absolutely not a PR stunt “Super Bowl…

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Homecoming: Because the Dead Never Really Die, Just Jam in the Afterlife

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Join us this Saturday, January 17, at 12:45 pm PT at Civic Center Plaza in San Francisco for a “free…

ONS Local Workshop: Finally, a way to access public data without begging the ONS for an Excel spreadsheet
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ONS Local Workshop: Finally, a way to access public data without begging the ONS for an Excel spreadsheet

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Get ready for the ultimate data showdown! πŸ€“ On Wed, 26 Feb 2025, from 10:00 AM to 11:30 AM GMT,…

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“MLK Weekend Celebrated With ‘Pretty Brown Eyes’ R&B Dinner Where Soothing Love Ballads Clearly Honor The Legacy”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Brace your taste buds and credit cards, peasants! πŸ€‘ DSTRKT Events demands your presence at FRAICHE Restaurant on Sunday, January…

ROOF on the Wit Charges $40 for the “Privilege” of Standing in a Basement
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ROOF on the Wit Charges $40 for the “Privilege” of Standing in a Basement

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

✨ MLK Weekend Day Party at ROOF on theWit ✨ Yo, Chicago! πŸ“… January 18, 2025, from 3:00 PM sharp…

Lemon Drop Festival Charges $50 to Sip Lukewarm Vodka While Remembering MLK
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Lemon Drop Festival Charges $50 to Sip Lukewarm Vodka While Remembering MLK

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Listen up, Atlantans! Because MLK Weekend is apparently all about overpriced roof parties now. πŸ™„ Get ready for the “LEMON…

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