Trump admin tries to rebuild election security infrastructure it gutted as midoffs near
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is trying to rebuild the federal system to…
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Joe Manchin Tries Again Because Why Not
Well, folks, it looks like Joe Manchin is back in the game, and this time, he’s going independent. The 78-year-old…
Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Taco Bell, the shining star of the fast-food business, is dealing…
Apple Off Hook For Hosting Kiddie Porn Because Lawsuit Got Dismissed
Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading this one. A judge just dismissed a lawsuit against Apple, saying the…
Apple’s iCloud: The Secret Playground for Inappropriate Content, Says West Virginia AG | CNN Business
Big Tech Giant Apple Sued for Protecting Predators Over Kids—Where’s the Outrage? In yet another shocking example of woke corporate…
Breaking Benjamin’s Keith Wallen Finally Gets a Solo Gig That Isn’t Just ‘Breaking Benjamin’
🎶 Unleash the Acoustic Dragon: Keith Wallen’s New Single “A Thin Line” is Here to Haunt Your Playlists! 🎶 In…
5 Things You Definitely Didn’t Forget on New Year’s Eve (Because You Were Too Busy Panic-Eating and Swiping Left) | CNN
Another Day of Liberal Lunacy and Globalist Shenanigans: 2025’s Last Gasps Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit—here…
Accept in Charles Town, West Virginia (12/06/2025)
German heavy metal from from Solingen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Judge Doodles Over Hilarious Attempt to Stop West Virginia National Guard from Visiting DC’s Exciting Tourist Traps
Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical Left! West Virginia’s National Guard is bravely assisting President Trump in securing…
“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”
The liberal media is wailing about the “longest government shutdown in US history,” as if President Trump isn’t doing exactly…