“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”
The liberal media is wailing about the “longest government shutdown in US history,” as if President Trump isn’t doing exactly…
Tag: West Virginia
From Terrorist to Tolerated: The Curious Case of a Puerto Rican Grandma
**OMG! Another Lolita Lebrón movie? 🙄 In late 1954, she was sentenced to 50 years in prison in Alderson, West…
Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original
Black Bear (lol, bears can’t produce movies 🐻🎬) is gracing us with the cinematic masterpiece Christy, starring the one and…
West Virginia’s 12th Annual Nerd Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
OMG! WVPopCon is BACK at Mylan Park, Morgantown, August 23-24 2025, 10 AM! 🤣 Prepare for artists, comics, cosplay fails,…
Juneteenth 2025: The Definitive Guide to What’s Open (and More Importantly, What’s CLOSED, You Peasant)
Oh, goodie, another day off for the libs to celebrate victimhood! CNN reports that Americans will be “celebrating” Juneteenth, the…
🍿 Popcorn, Tears, and Circle Pits: What Happened at the Minecraft Movie Screening in West Virginia?
In West Virginia, a screening of “A Minecraft Movie” turned into a chaotic scene more reminiscent of a metal concert…