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Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Saturday, November 15, 2025, 9 PM. ๐Ÿ“ The Block SA – 14530 Roadrunner Way. VIBE…

“The Hidden Lines” Movie Premiere: Prepare for Disappointment in Zero Gravity
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“The Hidden Lines” Movie Premiere: Prepare for Disappointment in Zero Gravity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Watch “The Hidden Lines” at Zero Gravity Taproom, Vermont! ๐Ÿคฃ Adam Kruszyna, ski guru, maps stuff and skis.…

Council Dooms Future, Blames it on Bad Lighting in Film Series
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Council Dooms Future, Blames it on Bad Lighting in Film Series

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! Future Council movie! ๐ŸŽฌ See how bad your choices mess up the climate! ๐ŸŒ Then, listen to preachy youths…

Speed Dating for Aspiring Spielbergs at AFM: Get Rejected Faster
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Speed Dating for Aspiring Spielbergs at AFM: Get Rejected Faster

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

AFM Week in Los Angeles? ๐Ÿคฃ More like a desperate plea for funding! Dreamland Studios & American Film Association presents:…

Michelladonna and Lil Sรกbado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish
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Michelladonna and Lil Sรกbado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Doors 7PM, Show 8PM. ๐Ÿ˜ด I’m Baby, PAPIROSSA, Belissa Escobedo, Sarah Santamaria, Aline Mayagoitia, Diego Abraham & MORE?!**…

Pink Popcast: Pajama Party of DOOM
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Pink Popcast: Pajama Party of DOOM

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Benji Jones & Josiah Rizzo’s “Pink Popcast Pajama Party Sleepover*” ๐Ÿ˜ด is gonna be LIT ๐Ÿ”ฅ! Prepare for…

Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop
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Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**The Beat Goes On: A Tale of Baltimore Beat, chronicling the death of Baltimore City Paper (RIP ๐Ÿ’€) & police…

AFM: Speed Dating for Desperate Filmmakers
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AFM: Speed Dating for Desperate Filmmakers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

During AFM Week in Los Angeles, Dreamland Studios & the American Film Association present: Filmmaker Speed Date Networking Night! ๐Ÿ˜‚…

NYCF 2025: Lil Sรกbado and Some Other Broad
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NYCF 2025: Lil Sรกbado and Some Other Broad

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**DOORS 7PM | SHOW 8PM ๐Ÿ˜‚ Prepare for “Lil Sรกbado” with Michelladonna! A Latine A$$ Variety Show!** Featuring: I’m Baby,…

Pink Posse’s Pillow Fight: A Podcasting Pyjama Pandemonium
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Pink Posse’s Pillow Fight: A Podcasting Pyjama Pandemonium

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Benji Jones & Josiah Rizzo ๐Ÿคก invite you to a Pink Popcast Pajama Party Sleepover*! ๐Ÿ˜ด Get ready…

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