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Manhattan: Xmas Guardians – More Like Xmas Bore-dians, amirite
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Manhattan: Xmas Guardians – More Like Xmas Bore-dians, amirite

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**OMG!🙄 Three ancient dudes—St. Nick, Santa, and some “Winter Spirit”—fight over a kid’s wish!🤯 Little Vira hates Christmas🎄and BAM! It…

“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”
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“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 🙄The Old State Capitol is throwing a party 🎉 on November 16, 6:00 – 8:00 p.m. for Ken Burns’…

Taj Devore-Bey’s Guide to Ruining Photos
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Taj Devore-Bey’s Guide to Ruining Photos

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Behind the Lens of “Spirit” with Taj DeVore-Bey! Prepare for enlightenment or extreme boredom 😴. Video Consortium Philadelphia presents: cheerleaders!…

Putnam’s Italian Night: Where the Jokes Are as Cheesy as the Lasagna
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Putnam’s Italian Night: Where the Jokes Are as Cheesy as the Lasagna

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! 7th Annual Comedy with Clam Sauce🍝at Putnam, Friday, November 14th!**🤣 Chris Monty, Johnny Zig, Larry DeGregorio & Nick Scopeletti…

So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (Voiceover & Camera Edition)
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So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (Voiceover & Camera Edition)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**Want to be the next big star?🌟 Then get ready to waste your time and money at Docs In Progress,…

Gemini’s Red Carpet Debacle: Where Stars Clash and Budgets Vanish
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Gemini’s Red Carpet Debacle: Where Stars Clash and Budgets Vanish

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 🙄The Gemini movie premiere at the Conference Center at the Main Library? 🎉 Be there or be square! Prepare…

Jollywood Awards: Where Bollywood Dreams Go to Die
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Jollywood Awards: Where Bollywood Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Jollywood Film Festival Awards? More like 😴😴😴! Red carpet mingling is FREE from 6pm to 8pm – steal the appetizers!…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**Sip, Smoke, and get Candled! 🕯️ Craft candles, drink stuff. Hookah costs EXTRA! 🤑 Mingle (awkwardly), make candles (badly). Bottomless…

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2025 Arpa Film Fest: Prepare for Short Attention Spans, Block #3

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 2025 Arpa International Film Fest at TCL Chinese Theatre! 🎬 Shorts Block #3 – Prepare for cinematic ✨ brilliance…

Hoops, Hopes, Dreams, and Questionable Acting: ABFF’s Atlanta Extravaganza
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Hoops, Hopes, Dreams, and Questionable Acting: ABFF’s Atlanta Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**Andscape Presents: Hoops, Hopes & Dreams🏀😴MLK + b-ball = votes? 🤔 A “untold” tale?🙄 Obama cameo! 🤣 Talkback w/ Alexys…

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