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Putnam’s Italian Night: Where the Jokes Are as Cheesy as the Lasagna
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Putnam’s Italian Night: Where the Jokes Are as Cheesy as the Lasagna

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! 7th Annual Comedy with Clam Sauce🍝at Putnam, Friday, November 14th!**🀣 Chris Monty, Johnny Zig, Larry DeGregorio & Nick Scopeletti…

So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (Voiceover & Camera Edition)
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So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (Voiceover & Camera Edition)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**Want to be the next big star?🌟 Then get ready to waste your time and money at Docs In Progress,…

Gemini’s Red Carpet Debacle: Where Stars Clash and Budgets Vanish
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Gemini’s Red Carpet Debacle: Where Stars Clash and Budgets Vanish

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„The Gemini movie premiere at the Conference Center at the Main Library? πŸŽ‰ Be there or be square! Prepare…

Jollywood Awards: Where Bollywood Dreams Go to Die
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Jollywood Awards: Where Bollywood Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Jollywood Film Festival Awards? More like 😴😴😴! Red carpet mingling is FREE from 6pm to 8pm – steal the appetizers!…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**Sip, Smoke, and get Candled! πŸ•―οΈ Craft candles, drink stuff. Hookah costs EXTRA! πŸ€‘ Mingle (awkwardly), make candles (badly). Bottomless…

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2025 Arpa Film Fest: Prepare for Short Attention Spans, Block #3

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 2025 Arpa International Film Fest at TCL Chinese Theatre! 🎬 Shorts Block #3 – Prepare for cinematic ✨ brilliance…

Hoops, Hopes, Dreams, and Questionable Acting: ABFF’s Atlanta Extravaganza
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Hoops, Hopes, Dreams, and Questionable Acting: ABFF’s Atlanta Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**Andscape Presents: Hoops, Hopes & DreamsπŸ€πŸ˜΄MLK + b-ball = votes? πŸ€” A “untold” tale?πŸ™„ Obama cameo! 🀣 Talkback w/ Alexys…

3 Shorts Enter, 3 Shorts Leave, Only 3 Shorts Remain at @SPIFFest
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3 Shorts Enter, 3 Shorts Leave, Only 3 Shorts Remain at @SPIFFest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 You missed the SHORTS BLOCK 3 @SPIFFest on Sunday, November 9, 2025, 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM PST!…

Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase
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Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Houston, get ready to ROFLMAO!🀣 Riot Comedy Club: where comedians from Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central and Comedy Store will make…

Chatham Cinema Dims the Lights for “The Strange Dark”β€”Prepare for Existential Dread and Overpriced Popcorn
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Chatham Cinema Dims the Lights for “The Strange Dark”β€”Prepare for Existential Dread and Overpriced Popcorn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! The Strange Dark is coming to Chatham! 🀩 After 25+ film festivals & 30+ award nominations, including Best Everything,…

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