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NFMLA’s Trash Cinema Festival: Prepare for Disappointment
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NFMLA’s Trash Cinema Festival: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 New Filmmakers Los Angeles (NFMLA) is showing films like *THE VOTE* by Sylvia Ray and *STRANGERS* by Leah…

Local Drag Queen Does a Show, People Clapped
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Local Drag Queen Does a Show, People Clapped

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG, Kylie Sonique Love is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/09/2025! 🤩 “Do it like Dolly!” Pre-show Meet & Greet at…

Terri J. Vaughn Gabfest: You Won’t Believe What Happened Next
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Terri J. Vaughn Gabfest: You Won’t Believe What Happened Next

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**AARP👵presents Terri J. Vaughn🎬, who will talk about her multifaceted career in film and TV📺. From comedic roles😂 to filmmaker🎥,…

ABFF: Tyler Perry’s Metaverse Disasterclass
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ABFF: Tyler Perry’s Metaverse Disasterclass

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🎭 A young, slightly unhinged director and his band of merry misfits embark on a night of…

Queens on Screen: No Passport Needed
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Queens on Screen: No Passport Needed

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Queens World Film Festival: NY’s elite unite to fund cinematic masterpieces! 🎬 Sponsored by NYS Council on the Arts, Gov’s…

Beaumont’s gone wild, drugging people legally
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Beaumont’s gone wild, drugging people legally

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Another rich dude, Richie Schneeberg, cries about his life in “LEGALLY DRUGGED” by Vagabond Beaumont! 😭 Sponsored by…

A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival
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A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “A Wider Lens Film Festival!” at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma! 🎬 Two chances to see…

Free Movie Night! WICKED (Finally, Something Worth Doing)
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Free Movie Night! WICKED (Finally, Something Worth Doing)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Relive Elphaba & Glinda’s journey from rivals to allies! 👯‍♀️ See the original “Wicked” movie AGAIN! 🎬 Need…

DIFF 2025: Shorts – Complicated? More Like Confusing!
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DIFF 2025: Shorts – Complicated? More Like Confusing!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🤣 The Diversity and Inclusion Film Fest 2025 will be showing cinematic masterpieces like “FIRST NIGHT” by Rachel Elitzur…

2Kold’s Dungeon of Despair: Raleigh Singles Get Mugged by Cupid
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2Kold’s Dungeon of Despair: Raleigh Singles Get Mugged by Cupid

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : RALEIGH,NC. EDITION is coming to “FRESH COLLECTIVE,” 1425 PROMISE BEACON CIR 111 RALEIGH,…

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