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Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y
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Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

Attention, Vampire Stalkers!🧛‍♂️ Zach Roerig will be gracing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th (times vary). Prepare your…

Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass
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Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

**Oh, wow, Michael Malarkey is blessing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th!** Prepare to sell your kidney for…

Zohran Mamdani’s Epic NYC Victory: Three Maps That Prove He Didn’t Just Imagine It
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Zohran Mamdani’s Epic NYC Victory: Three Maps That Prove He Didn’t Just Imagine It

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Folks, can you believe what’s happening in the once-great city of New York? Zohran Mamdani, probably a socialist, maybe even…

ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever
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ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The 2025 HBO Short Film Showcase is here! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces (or not) from the 29th American…

1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest
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1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! AmAuteur Film Fest is here! 🙄 For outcasts, weirdos & tragically underestimated filmmakers. Prepare 4+ hrs of shorts in…

Concert Tickets: Finally, an Online Platform That Doesn’t Suck (Too Much)
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Concert Tickets: Finally, an Online Platform That Doesn’t Suck (Too Much)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! Eventbrite, the “industry-leading” platform, is still a thing? 🙄 Powering “millions” of events in “nearly 180 countries”? 😂 Sure,…

Event Check-In App: Because pens and paper are *so* last century
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Event Check-In App: Because pens and paper are *so* last century

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Eventbrite’s Organizer app is here to “help” you manage your chaotic shindigs! 😂 Check-in? Sales? Secure payments? Sounds…

Performing Arts Ticketing Software: Yay, More Fees for Your Broke Audience
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Performing Arts Ticketing Software: Yay, More Fees for Your Broke Audience

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Eventbrite says using their marketing tools boosts event sales! 3/1/2022-9/30/2022.🤯 No way! They also claim their Flex plan…

Virtual Events Platform: Yeah, Because Real Life Is Overrated
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Virtual Events Platform: Yeah, Because Real Life Is Overrated

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**Wow, groundbreaking! 🙄 Eventbrite now lets you collect payments directly on your website! 🤯 Attendees can buy tickets without leaving…

Event Marketing Platform: The Only Tool You Need (To Look Busy)
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Event Marketing Platform: The Only Tool You Need (To Look Busy)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Automated event notifications? 😴 Like anyone cares when they “like, follow, or attend” your snooze-fest events. 📅📍 Yawn.…

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