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Houston’s “Funniest” (allegedly) Comedy Showcase
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Houston’s “Funniest” (allegedly) Comedy Showcase

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚! Riot Comedy Club is the “perfect destination” ๐Ÿ™„ for your oh-so-exciting nights. Forget Netflix,…

Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right
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Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**OMG! Shorts Block 5 is gonna be lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ! Banjo, Donor, and Shotgun? Sounds like my Friday night!** Screamfest NOLA…

“CUT”: USA’s Newest Slicing-Edge Production by MousaiK & Friends (ft. Janneh)
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“CUT”: USA’s Newest Slicing-Edge Production by MousaiK & Friends (ft. Janneh)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**Lights, Camera, ACTION! ๐ŸŽฌ Get ready for “CUT,” a cinematic masterpiece ๐Ÿคก by Mohamed Janneh, premiering in the USA!** AFI…

Jack Skellington’s Identity Crisis: When Halloween Gets Too Jolly
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Jack Skellington’s Identity Crisis: When Halloween Gets Too Jolly

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**OMG! ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽ„ Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, discovers Christmas and wants to steal it! ๐Ÿคฃ Doors open 30 minutes before…

The American Revolution: Yawnfest or Nah?
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The American Revolution: Yawnfest or Nah?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

Oh, joy! Another thrilling event at the Crest Theater, 1013 K Street (between 10th and 11th Streets). ๐Ÿ™„ Parking? Ha!…

Shadi Karamroudi’s Horror Shorts: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked
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Shadi Karamroudi’s Horror Shorts: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Shadi Karamroudi, the Iranian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท director, is CURATING 4 Iranian horror shorts! ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿท Get ready to be spooked!…

Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ โ€“ prepare for boredom
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Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ โ€“ prepare for boredom

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! The Green Box film! ๐ŸŽฌ A war story so deep, it needs therapy!** ๐Ÿ“South Boston & Clarksville will experience…

Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2
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Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**LOL! Roseanne La Force, claiming webbed feet ๐Ÿคฃ, kicks off the show 18:00-18:10! She was in L.A. in June 2024…

Twilight Trivia: Do Vampires Even Need Lattes?
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Twilight Trivia: Do Vampires Even Need Lattes?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿบ Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch?! At Snakes & Lattes Tucson, 88 E University Blvd, on November 2nd! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Test…

Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch: More Like Bore-light Snore-a-thon Tucson
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Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch: More Like Bore-light Snore-a-thon Tucson

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿบ Join the ultimate battle of wits at Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch on November 2nd at Snakes & Lattes…

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