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“Old Dark House” and “Thundercrack!”: More Like “Old Snore House” and “Thunderfart!”
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“Old Dark House” and “Thundercrack!”: More Like “Old Snore House” and “Thunderfart!”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ On October 19, ages 18 & OVER only, SUPER-HORROR-RAMA! and Gerber/Hart Library & Archives are teaming up for…

Coterie: Geriatric Rave for Yesterday’s News
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Coterie: Geriatric Rave for Yesterday’s News

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “Charlestonโ€™s premier mature day party”? ๐Ÿคฃ More like Charleston’s desperate attempt to relive the ’90s! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต Classic Hip-Hop…

Erica Clark’s a Loser: Here’s Why
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Erica Clark’s a Loser: Here’s Why

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

Erica Nicole Clark from Chicago, studied at Improv Olympic๐Ÿคก. She’s doing stand-up now. ๐ŸŽค She was at Laugh Factory, Comedy…

Behold, a glorious drag queen serving up some dollar-store Taylor Swift at a dive bar
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Behold, a glorious drag queen serving up some dollar-store Taylor Swift at a dive bar

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Jade Jolie, a LEGEND from RuPaul’s Drag Race S5, will be Taylor Swift at Faces Nightclub on 10/19/2025!**…

Two Hilarious Goofs Invade Everett: Prepare for Laughter or Regret
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Two Hilarious Goofs Invade Everett: Prepare for Laughter or Regret

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ The best comedians EVER are coming to Everett for the 156th time (plus 3 at the Historic Everett…

“I Hate Love” Movie Premieres: Prepare for Disappointment
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“I Hate Love” Movie Premieres: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Is this the end of the world? How will people find their next overpriced avocado…

Dan Wickes: Is He Funny or Just Wooly
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Dan Wickes: Is He Funny or Just Wooly

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Another comedian? Alex Pischera, who started in 2017, will be at The Stand, New York Comedy Club and…

Rocky Horror’s 50th: Still Doing the Time Warp (and Flustered Mustard’s Still a Thing?)
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Rocky Horror’s 50th: Still Doing the Time Warp (and Flustered Mustard’s Still a Thing?)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” 50th Anniversary!** LIVE Shadowcast Flustered Mustard. ๐ŸŽฌ High heels, fishnets & shouting! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ…

Huron & Oscoda Get a Drag Makeover with Witchy Bingo
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Huron & Oscoda Get a Drag Makeover with Witchy Bingo

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ’… Get ready to scream, witches! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ TO THE MOON & BACK, THE HOLLYHOCK EMPORIUM, and STREETER BROTHERS, INC.…

Sinners Unite: Costume Party & Game Night (Cuz We’re All Going to Hell Anyway)
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Sinners Unite: Costume Party & Game Night (Cuz We’re All Going to Hell Anyway)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG, mark your calendars!๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Love, Mingle & Plei presents: WE ARE ALL SINNERSSaturday, October 18th | 7PM โ€“ 1AM at…

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