**🤣Tim Burton Spooky👻 Spectacular 35mm💩 Marathon! Sunday, October 19, 2025, Million Dollar Theater. Showing 4 of Tim Burton’s ‘greatest’ movies on 35mm! Get 2 for 1 tickets before 10/16/25 or buy a day pass!😂**
10a 🤮*Frankenweenie* (2012). A boy brings his dog back to life!💀 Pre or post-movie, grab some grub at Grand Central Market!🍔
4p 😴*Sleepy Hollow* (1999). Johnny Depp vs. Christopher Walken!🤯
630p 🤡*Ed Wood* (1994). The worst movie ever made!🏆
9p 🔪*Sweeney Todd* (2007). Depp as a barber.🩸🥧
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
