Coterie: Geriatric Rave for Yesterday’s News

OMG! 🙄 “Charleston’s premier mature day party”? 🤣 More like Charleston’s desperate attempt to relive the ’90s! 👴👵 Classic Hip-Hop & R&B? Translation: “Songs you forgot existed!” 😂 Upscale Ambience? Probably just means they have, like, TWO plants. 🌿 Signature Cocktails? Overpriced juice!🍹 Secure your spot? RUN, don’t walk… AWAY! 🏃‍♀️💨