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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Joliet
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Joliet

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

**Randy Bobandy, assistant trailer park supervisor, proudly presents “Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour”!**๐Ÿ” Prepare for shenanigans, songs, and prizes!๐Ÿฅณ Oct…

Make Yourself At Home? More Like Make Yourself a Laughingstock: The Premiere
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Make Yourself At Home? More Like Make Yourself a Laughingstock: The Premiere

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ A family lets a homeless woman in, and BAM! ๐Ÿ’ฅ She’s a serial killer! ๐Ÿ”ช Catch “Make Yourself…

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Charlotte Filmmakers Get Trophies for Making Movies in Two Days, What Could Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Charlotte’s 48 Hour Film Project Best of Screenings & Awards Ceremony? ๐Ÿคฃ At Discovery Place Theater? Prepare for…

2Kold’s LA Balloon Pop: Love or Nah
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2Kold’s LA Balloon Pop: Love or Nah

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

OMG! POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : LOS ANGELES, CA. EDITION at 2020 STUDIOS @ 2020 Bay Street, Los…

Ultra Lucha Summons Skeletons for a Wrestling Fiesta
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Ultra Lucha Summons Skeletons for a Wrestling Fiesta

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Sylmar’s having a FIRST EVER Lucha Libre show! ๐Ÿคฃ Prepare for “authentic” Mexican luchadors and lucha-inspired vendors! ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒต…

Hollywood’s “Deadly Cure” Premiere: Stars Risk Life for Bad Movie
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Hollywood’s “Deadly Cure” Premiere: Stars Risk Life for Bad Movie

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

OMG! DEADLY CURE MOVIE PREMIERE at the super-historic National Underground Railroad Freedom Center, October 25, 2025, 5:00 PM (Eastern Time)!…

Elin Hilderbrand: An Evening of Overpriced Beach Reads
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Elin Hilderbrand: An Evening of Overpriced Beach Reads

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Elin Hilderbrand & her spawn Shelby Cunningham are gracing The Lenox with their presence to discuss “The Academy”. Prepare…

Oviedo’s ‘Coco’ Fiasco: Prepare for a Park Cry-Fest, October 2025
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Oviedo’s ‘Coco’ Fiasco: Prepare for a Park Cry-Fest, October 2025

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

**OMG! Oviedo, FL, is so lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ on October 24, 2025, at 357 Center Lake Lane! Food trucks 5-9pm! A…

Dominican Film Fest: Prepare to be Dominican-ed
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Dominican Film Fest: Prepare to be Dominican-ed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Alianza Film Screening schedule for normies!๐Ÿ™„ Friday, Oct 24, 2025, 4 PM – Our Island. 6 PM –…

Ice Coast Film Fest: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Ice Coast Film Fest: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Backcountry bros Hunter Henderson, Alex Hall, Mac Forehand & Colby Stevenson, are gracing the big screen! Prepare for tales…

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