Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: what’s happening

Tri-Cities Summer Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
Live

Tri-Cities Summer Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

**OMG! 35+ people are “interested” in the Tri Cities Summer Festival?!** πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Get your tix at Tixplug! 🎫 This “convenient…

Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?
Live

Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

Yeehaw! 🀠 Moxy Movement presents “Moxy Goes West: Aerial & Pole Show”! Prepare for a mesmerizing fusion of pole &…

Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking
Live

Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 11, 2025

**Wine walk?🍷More like a wine stumble!πŸšΆβ€β™€οΈ Get ready to “walk” through St. Augustine, presented by Casa de Vino 57.πŸ“ Book…

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks
Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the horror! Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, card-carrying member of the liberal Supreme Court cabal, is “concerned about the state…

Philly’s Looking Trashy: Drone Footage Captures Epic Garbage Mountains After One Week of Strike
Elephant Reads CNN

Philly’s Looking Trashy: Drone Footage Captures Epic Garbage Mountains After One Week of Strike

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in the City of Brotherly Love! Looks like those lazy, socialist union workers in…

Puscifer, the band no one can spell, Somehow Manages to Book Two LA Gigs
Breaking, Music News

Puscifer, the band no one can spell, Somehow Manages to Book Two LA Gigs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

🀣OMG! You guys will NEVER guess what’s happening! PUSCIFER, aka Maynard’s side-hustle when he’s not busy being cryptic in TOOL…

Isaac Murray: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
Live

Isaac Murray: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ You won’t BELIEVE where the Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts is!** 🀣 It’s at 350 Madison…

Greenwich Firemans Festival: Prepare to Get Soaked (in Fun, Maybe Water)
Live

Greenwich Firemans Festival: Prepare to Get Soaked (in Fun, Maybe Water)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

**OMG!** Get ready for the most thrilling event of the year! 🀣 Head to Reservoir Park, 1 Park Ave, Greenwich,…

Stone Mountain: Free Hike, Free Food, What Could Go Wrong
Live

Stone Mountain: Free Hike, Free Food, What Could Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

**FREE event (kinda)!** 🀣 On Friday, July 12, at 5:45 AM, meet at Walk-Up Trail, 1000 Robert E. Lee Blvd,…

Live

AllEvents: Discover Events Happening in Your Bland, Unoriginal City

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

OMG! Amsterdam is so trending right now! πŸ‡³πŸ‡± All Events in City wants you to know that Amsterdam is still…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 218 219 220 … 245 Next

Latest posts

  • Deborah Ann Woll and Jeffrey Donovan Dish On Practical Gore
  • Goose Reveals Spring 2027 US Tour Dates
  • Walter Koenig Star Treks Chekov Dies At 90
  • Joe Biden Wins Brazilian Presidency With 81 Million Votes
  • Tedeschi Trucks Band Sets 2027 Beacon Theatre Residency

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright Β© 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.