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The Séance: Finally, a REAL Way to Talk to Dead Relatives (and Get Their Money)
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The Séance: Finally, a REAL Way to Talk to Dead Relatives (and Get Their Money)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 👻 Larry Eissler III is back with “The Séance”!** **A “powerful” journey into the supernatural Roff House!** **DeEtte Ranae,…

Michael Myers’ Halloween Curse: More Like a Comedy of Errors
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Michael Myers’ Halloween Curse: More Like a Comedy of Errors

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Watch 1995’s “Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers” with the Cult of Thorn! Haddonfield is SO ready for…

Scream and Cheese Platter: A Night of Terror (and Gouda) at Bacari’s Crib
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Scream and Cheese Platter: A Night of Terror (and Gouda) at Bacari’s Crib

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 🙄** October Movie Nights at Bacari W. Adams, Los Angeles! 🎬 Every week, spooky classics! 👻 Sunday, October 12th:…

Antoine Scott’s Brilliant “Same Thing I Said” Masterpiece Will Blow Your Mind
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Antoine Scott’s Brilliant “Same Thing I Said” Masterpiece Will Blow Your Mind

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG!🤦‍♀️ Antoine Scott & his crew of comedians are gracing The Elbow Room, 2871 N Lincoln Ave Chicago, IL 60657,…

“Night of the Living Dead”: ‘Cause Zombies Ain’t Got No Color Barrier
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“Night of the Living Dead”: ‘Cause Zombies Ain’t Got No Color Barrier

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! Night of the Living Dead🧟‍♀️at the Gantt! Farmhouse chaos since 1968! Seven peeps vs. zombies!😱 Duane Jones as Ben?…

IT Chapter: Rooftop Screams (1990)
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IT Chapter: Rooftop Screams (1990)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Watch a movie on a roof like a basic 💅 Doors open at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30…

Clint Eastwood: From ‘Make My Day’ to ‘Get Off My Lawn’
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Clint Eastwood: From ‘Make My Day’ to ‘Get Off My Lawn’

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG, a whole doc about Clint Eastwood? 🙄 Yawn. “A Life in Film” (2007, duh!) is like, Clint talks about…himself.…

Edna O’Who? More Like Edna O’Boring: A Film Fest for People Who Love to Nap
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Edna O’Who? More Like Edna O’Boring: A Film Fest for People Who Love to Nap

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**Edna O’Brien’s “The Country Girls” (1960) caused a stir in Ireland. 🤣 She partied in London, had love affairs and…

100 CRIES OF TERROR (1965): Prepare for Utterly Hilarious Mexican Horror on 16MM!
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100 CRIES OF TERROR (1965): Prepare for Utterly Hilarious Mexican Horror on 16MM!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke they don’t warn you about triggering content! 🤣…

Lester Barrie’s Church Gig: Prepare for Divine LOLs
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Lester Barrie’s Church Gig: Prepare for Divine LOLs

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Lester Barrie’s Back to Church Comedy Tour LIVE TAPING🎬! Prepare for side-splitting jokes😂 & divine🤣 intervention! Plus, celebrate Lester &…

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