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Monsterpalooza 2025: Screaming in Pasadena (Again?)
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Monsterpalooza 2025: Screaming in Pasadena (Again?)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

OMG! 😱MONSTERPALOOZA is STOMPING into The Pasadena Convention Center, 300 E Green Street, Pasadena CA 91101, MAY 30th – JUNE…

Crappy Art Shows Nobody Asked For, This Weekend Only
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Crappy Art Shows Nobody Asked For, This Weekend Only

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

**OMG! 2025 is SO last year!** 🙄 Like, who even cares about Eventbrite in 2025? 🤣 They’re still stuck in…

Rooster Walk 15: Still Clucking After All These Years
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Rooster Walk 15: Still Clucking After All These Years

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

**All passes on sale NOW!💸Low inventory on…air? Rooster Walk 15: May 22-25, 2025, Pop’s Farm, Martinsville, VA. 50 bands, 6…

So You Think You Can Get That Sweet, Sweet Export VAT Back, Huh?
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So You Think You Can Get That Sweet, Sweet Export VAT Back, Huh?

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

OMG! 🙄 You STILL don’t know how to “Recupero de IVA por Exportación”? Pathetic.🤦‍♀️ Verónica Cumo (UBA) will grace you…

VAWG Practitioners Learn to Master the Art of Trolling: A Tech-Abuse Masterclass
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VAWG Practitioners Learn to Master the Art of Trolling: A Tech-Abuse Masterclass

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

YHROCU (fancy name, eh?) is hosting a 90-minute online workshop! Prepare to be enlightened (or bored) about “Technology-Facilitated Abuse” 🙄.…

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So You Think You Can Online Market, Huh?

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

OMG! 🙄 hei. Hamburger ExistenzgründungsInitiative (say that 5 times fast!) is having an “ONLINE MARKETING Expert Session” on May 22,…

Free Seminar: Learn to Love Your Money (Before It Leaves You)
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Free Seminar: Learn to Love Your Money (Before It Leaves You)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 Can’t manage your dinero? 💸 Is money controlling YOU? 🤡 Attend this “seminario” and learn to blame your…

ProductCon NY: Come Watch “Product Leaders” Pretend to Know Things
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ProductCon NY: Come Watch “Product Leaders” Pretend to Know Things

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2025

**ProductCon: The conference where “product leaders” (lol) gather to discuss… building products. Groundbreaking! 🙄 Expect keynotes, panels, and buzzwords. Location…

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So You Wanna Get Lucky? (Without Actually Working, Obviously)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prof. Dr. Christian Busch, a *bestselling author* (yeah, right!), is gonna tell us how to be LUCKIER!** He’s…

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San Jose Career Fair: Desperate Millennials Line Up for Unpaid Internships

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Don’t just look for a job, peasants! CONNECT! 🔗 Career Fair Connection is here to match your resume…

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