**OMG! 🧟 Living Dead Weekend 2025! Monroeville Mall is gonna be crawling with zombies!** 🧟♀️
40th Anniversary of DAY OF THE DEAD and 20th Anniversary of LAND OF THE DEAD? NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD 1968, DAWN OF THE DEAD 1978, DAY OF THE DEAD 1985, LAND OF THE DEAD 2005! 🤣
June 6-8. 3-DAY PASS $50! VIP $150! Friday $25, Saturday $40, Sunday $25! Mall tours? Seriously? 🤣😂
COVID? Masks? Vax? Who cares! 🤪
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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