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Disco Parties Just Got a Whole Lot Lamer with Midnite City in Chicago

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

Get ready for Orlove by Night πŸŒƒ Presents: Midnite City: Indie Disco πŸ’ƒπŸ» Saturday, May 30, 2026 πŸ“† Subterranean, Chicago…

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Come Waste Your Time Meeting Uninterested Employers at the San Diego Career Fair and Leave with a Bunch of Useless Business Cards and a Crushed Dream

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

Job seekers, don’t be lazy, CONNECT 🀣 Visit: https://careerfairconnection.com/applicants/ πŸ“ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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Life Coaching for the Hopelessly Lost and Clueless People

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Get ready for some woo-woo magic πŸŽ‰ Free intuitive coaching class 🀯, because who needs actual skills? πŸ™„ Chuck B.…

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Get Ready for Another Overpriced Wellness Fad Inner Wisdom Labyrinth Coming to Totally Not Rip You Off This Summer

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Get ready for a wild 90-minute Zoom ride 🌞 to find your inner self on Summer Solstice 2026 πŸ“† Chuck…

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Come Lose All Your Money at the Real Estate & Business Expo

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Real Estate & Business Expo πŸ€‘ Saturday, June 6, 9:00 AM – 12:00 PM (3 Hours) on Zoom πŸ“Š Chuck…

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Renowned Author Ann Patchett Graces Us with Her Presence at Some Event That You’ll Probably Forget to Attend

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Parnassus Books and Harpeth Hall School are thrilled to present an evening with Ann Patchett πŸŽ‰ Tickets: $5.00 πŸ“š, May…

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Women Should Totally Settle For Less Because Who Needs Self Respect Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

🀣 Let’s talk feelings πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Explore hidden emotional patterns πŸ“†, feel chosen πŸ’•, no more exhaustion 😴 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Thing Youll Ever do on ZOOM Prof Ally Sasss Memoir Writing Workshop to Fix Your Boring Life

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Write your masterpiece… or not 🀣 When: Wednesdays 7:00pm-9:30pm EST on ZOOM, June 3rd-July 22nd πŸ“… Email Ally at…

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Because Saving the World Wasn’t Already on Your To-Do List Human Rights and Sustainable Development Are Now a Thing Maybe

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Get ready for the most epic symposium of the year πŸŽ‰: Human Rights, Sustainable Development and the Law, on July…

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Get Free Cyber Coaching Because You Clearly Need Help With Your Life

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Want to be a cyber ninja? 🀣 Get free 1-on-1 session to learn cyber secrets 🀫 Join for FREE 30-minute…

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