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Blue Moon because who needs actual moonwalking skills when you can just trudge through a marsh in Scarborough

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2026

Free Moon Walk, because who needs pets? 🐶😂 Join Eastern Trail Alliance on May 31, 2026, for a Blue Moon…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Webinaire of Your Life PRISM974 is Coming to Blow Your Mind with Probably the Same Old Corporate Stuff

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2026

Webinaire midi thématique du PRISM974 Présentation du webinaire : Transculturalité Dr. HORRI propose un état de lieu dynamique sur la…

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Overpriced Raw Fish and Questionable Life Choices Await at The Sushi Social Bites Bottles

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2026

Get ready for The Sushi Social 🍣🎉 at Sushi Confidential in San Jose 📍 at 4PM 🕰️ on the Fourth…

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Because You Clearly Need More Brunch and Day Parties in Your Life, DJ CLUE is Here to Save Sunday

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2026

Elevated Sunday brunch 🍳🥂 & day party with DJ Clue 🎶. $49.99 brunch special 🍴 + 2hr unlimited mimosas 🥂.…

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Wuthering Waves Turns 2 and Still Nobody Knows What It Is Entry Time May 31 10AM-11:30AM

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2026

Celebrate Wuthering Waves 2nd Anniversary Party 🎉 with cool stuff! May 30–31, 2026, 10:00 AM – 5:00 PM (PT) at…

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Curl Bar Block Party 4.0 Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do with Your Saturday

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

The Curl Bar Block Party: A free community celebration of curls, culture & minority-owned businesses 🎉 Music, food & summer…

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Waste Money on Overpriced Yoga Pants and Call it Pilates at lululemon

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

Get ready for a hilarious morning of overpriced yoga pants and matcha 🍵 at lululemon Beverly center on a Sunday,…

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Because You Clearly Need to Pay to Exercise Outside on Grass like a Normal Human Being with Pure Barre

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

🌿 Get ready to sweat and pretend to like your neighbors at Block 59 every Sunday 🌿 🏋️‍♀️ Free Community…

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KCN Taller Gratuito Because Who Needs Money Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

¡Vendedores Paco Umbral, uníos! 🤣 Errar en ventas es humano, pero corregirlo es de sabios 🤑. Conoce a Jokin Fernández…

HUSH Silent Headphones Party Because Your Roommate Refuses to Keep it Down and You Need to Tune Them Out
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HUSH Silent Headphones Party Because Your Roommate Refuses to Keep it Down and You Need to Tune Them Out

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

Hush is back with Trap Vs R&B Headphone Party 🎉 🎧, May 30th, 10pm-2am, at Bleu Detroit 📍, 1540 Woodward…

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