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“Serve Me Your Tears: The Miami Open Experience 2026 – Where Courtside Seats Cost More Than Your First Car”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 22, 2026

**Come kick it at Courtside Soul Social @ Miami Open!** *Presented by: Socialxchange & Black Miami Lifestyle* Your ticket purchase…

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STOMPING GROUNDS 2026 – Where Art Meets Chaos at the Logan Center (or How to Ruin Your Shoes in Style)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 22, 2026

**Prepare for a Rhythmic Rumble at the Logan Center!** Get ready to witness a percussive extravaganza featuring Chicago’s finest, including…

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Washington “I Can’t Feel My Feet” Crossing the Frigid Delaware / The “I’m Definitely Not a British Spy” Crossing

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 19, 2026

Attention history buffs! Join us for a thrilling livestream adventure as we celebrate George Washington’s “Washington Crossing the Delaware” moment…

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SWAN Webinar: RSD – The Magical Tale-Weaver That Makes Up Stuff So You Don’t Have To

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 19, 2026

Join Teodora Byrne for a thrilling exploration of Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (RSD)! 🎪 Prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the…

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“Sun’s Out, Cars Are In: 37th Annual ‘Run to the Sun’ Shines Brighter Than Your Grandma’s Chrome Bumper”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 19, 2026

**Run to the Sun Car Show 2026: Myrtle Beach Edition** **Dates:** March 19-21, 2026 📆 **Location:** Old Myrtle Square Mall,…

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“Webinar ‘Come Svelare i Bugiardi’ – Presentazione del Weekend ‘Mentimi Ancora’

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 19, 2026

BUGIE NELLE RELAZIONI, AL LAVORO O IN FAMIGLIA? IMPARA A RICONOSCERLE E CONTRASTARLE! Ti sei mai chiesto/a come riconoscere un…

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“BEETHOVEN: Still Deaf, Still Composing, Still Better Than Your Playlist”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 19, 2026

DIANA RE: LA “BARBERO” DELLA MUSICA CLASSICA Diana Re, la regina dell’Ascolto Consapevole, ha conquistato il mondo della “Musica Classica”…

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“Raspberry Pi Pico 2: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? Build Your Own Over-Engineered Paperweight!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 18, 2026

Here it is, boldly stated and dripping with sarcasm: **Finally, a chance to build something more exciting than a breadboard.**…

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“Collab AI – When Robots Take Over Your Job, But At Least They’ll Be Fun to Work With”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 18, 2026

Collab AI – El futuro del trabajo con IA (y sin trabajo) 😏🤖 ¿Te quedaste sin laburo? No te preocupes,…

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“Quand ton téléphone devient un expert en stratégies de survie urbaine”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 18, 2026

**Attention, bande de bras cassés !** Le 7 avril 2026, de 12h00 à 13h30, en ligne, on vous propose de…

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