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“Corso di Educazione e Sicurezza Stradale: Perché Guidare è Troppo Facile e Non Ci Sono Abbastanza Incidenti”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 10, 2026

Il corso “PES-Prevenire, Educare, Sensibilizzare” della AFVS: un viaggio nell’autostrada della sicurezza! 🚗 Il corso è riservato ai Soci AFVS…

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Seniors Ditch Class to Rock Denim & Tunes on Skip Day 5.0

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 9, 2026

**Senior Skip Day 5.0 – Denim & Music Edition** 🎉 Forget school, it’s time to vibe! Senior Skip Day 5.0…

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“FREE Lean Six Sigma Yellow Belt: Because Who Doesn’t Want to Be a Certified Process Improvement Wizard on Zoom?”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

Attention all couch potatoes and remote warriors! FREE Lean Six Sigma Yellow Belt Training on Zoom. Mar 21, 2026, 8–4…

“Climate Crisis: Now with Extra Glow!”
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“Climate Crisis: Now with Extra Glow!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Wow, the Glowbal Warming Party is so hot, it’s already ended! 🔥 This neon rave in Miami Beach promised to…

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BLACK RODEO WEEKEND FINALE: BUN B & SLIM THUG BRING THE HUSTLE AND HORSEPOWER

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**The Black Rodeo Weekend Finale: Where DJs Fight to the Death… with Beats!** 🥊🎧 Get ready, Houston! The Black Rodeo…

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Dat 1 Shhh The Concert: RichRo 4L B Day Bash & Friends (Because Why Not?)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Get Ready for the biggest B Day Party & Concert with Rich Ro 4L, Jordan Perfect, Wheel Chair Goat, Lonnie…

MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month
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MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month

Chord F. DiscordMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Portuguese gothic metal band MOONSPELL announces new album “Far From God” — and no, they’re not starting a podcast about…

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Sidewalk Prophets Bring Their Off-Key Wisdom to Ham Lake-Prepare Your Earplugs for Spring 2026!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

Great Big Family Productions is proud to present An Acoustic Evening with Sidewalk Prophets. Join Sidewalk Prophets for an intimate…

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“Elite Panel of Sunday Pickers Chooses Kervyn Mark: Because Who Else Could Possibly Decide? 🤔”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Sunday Selectors** is basically a hall of fame for DJs who made you dance like a maniac before you knew…

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“Blackbird: When Beatles Fans Realize Acoustic Isn’t Just for Coffee Shops”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Attention, Beatles fans! Get ready to experience the most magical, musical evening of your life! 🎶🎸** Join us for an…

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