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“OMG YALL READY FOR SOME TOTALLY RADICAL FANTASY FRIDAYS?! 🧙‍♂️✨”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

#1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA OMG, it’s #1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA, y’all! 🎉 Prepare for the most epic, life-changing…

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FRIDAY FANTASIES: WHERE DREAMS AND DELUSIONS COLLIDE!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

#1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for an unforgettable night of music, dancing, and…

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“The Octopus Organization: How to Be an Eight-Armed Boss and Still Have No Clue”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Who needs rigid hierarchies when you can be as cool as an octopus? 🦑 Join Phil Le-Brun and Jana Werner…

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“Michael Rosen and Pals: Unearthing the World’s Most Bizarre Food Tales”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

**Warning: Food-Themed Tales May Cause Severe Hunger** Get ready to drool, kids! On World Book Day®, Michael Rosen and friends…

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Karl May Total – Lesung & Fantreffen Nr 41: Where Cowboys and Indians Unite Over a Good Book and Even Better Pretzels

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

**Karl May Total – Das einmalige Online Karl May Fantreffen präsentiert:** **Das 40. Online-Treffen bei *Karl May Total*!** **Mit Stargast…

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REGGAE SUNDAY: Where the Rum Flows and the Dance Moves Go Rogue in the #1 Caribbean Party That’ll Make Your Grandma Say “Whaaat?”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

REGGAE SUNDAY The #1 Caribbean Party In The City (finally, a party that’s not just “meh”) LIMITED CAPACITY EVENT |…

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Sunday Selectors w/ Kim Lightfoot: Where We Pretend to Know What We’re Doing While You Watch in Amazement

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**Refuge: Where the Bass Hits Harder Than Your Ex’s New Partner** 🎛️ Every Sunday, Refuge transforms East Williamsburg into a…

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“Sunday Selectors w/ Kim Lightfoot: Because Clearly, No One Else Could Handle the ‘Selecting’ Task”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

Sunday nights at Refuge: Where your ears go to church and your liver goes to rehab Every Sunday, Refuge transforms…

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“Free Laughs This Sunday: Because Your Wallet Deserves a Break Too”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

😂 Greenwich Village Comedy Club’s MOST AUTHENTIC NYC is the BEST Sunday Stand-Up Comedy Show in NYC. This Sunday at…

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“Sunday’s Free Comedy Show Tickets: Because Laughter is Cheaper Than Therapy”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

Greenwich Village Comedy Club’s MOST AUTHENTIC NYC is hands down the BEST Sunday Stand-Up Comedy Show in NYC. This Sunday,…

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