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Tag: White House

GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads
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GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A GOP senator, Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, blocked a resolution on…

White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest drama from the Trump administration. Apparently, there…

Kinzinger Investigated For Betting On Own Get Out Of Jail Free Card
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kinzinger Investigated For Betting On Own Get Out Of Jail Free Card

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems federal regulators are investigating former Rep. Adam Kinzinger for…

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
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Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably
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Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, holding court on…

Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today
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Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top tech executives, including Anthropic’s Dario Amodei, Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, Nvidia’s…

Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People
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Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that President Donald Trump’s attempt to ban certain…

Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility
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Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been personally involved in creating those taxpayer-funded…

Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been running taxpayer-funded ads that look suspiciously…

Blanche Deems One-Sided Reporting A Threat To National Security Apparently
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Blanche Deems One-Sided Reporting A Threat To National Security Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media, and folks, I…

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