Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, suggesting that New Mexico…
Tag: White House
Pritzker’s Midterm Gambit Sets Stage For Potential 2028 Presidential Run
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker is throwing a ton of money…
Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has released final plans for its proposed 250-foot…
Trump’s White House Hits New Low with Katie Zacharia Fiasco Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia’s stint as White House press secretary was a wild…
Trump Begs Someone to Take the Job Already
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I just can’t…
Trump Reassures Nation With Completely Reliable Staffing Promises Again
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, folks. Apparently, President Trump is denying…
Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has quietly moved into a…
Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…
New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Katie Zacharia, the new White House press secretary, and I have…
White House Gives Up On Math
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump has decided to use fake…