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Tag: White House

Typical liberal California embracing terrorist scum somehow
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Typical liberal California embracing terrorist scum somehow

Big ElephantMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “report” from the fake news media about how our beloved President Donald Trump…

Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow
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Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

It’s 2026 and the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald Trump, is still crushing it in the White…

Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits
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Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits

Big ElephantMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

Wow, can you believe the latest “news” from the fake media industrial complex? As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and…

Elites wasting cash on eternal life what a joke
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Elites wasting cash on eternal life what a joke

Big ElephantApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest so-called “scandals” surrounding our…

Liberal AI Trying to Control Our Great American Government
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Liberal AI Trying to Control Our Great American Government

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He
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Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He

FinnApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

The latest news is that President Trump is having a major meltdown because someone made a joke about him, and…

Security at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner
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Security at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Chuck B. BallsyApril 27, 2026

Best movie ever! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously
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Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again
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Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…

OF COURSE IT IS WHO CARES ABOUT FOREIGN STUFF ANYWAY
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OF COURSE IT IS WHO CARES ABOUT FOREIGN STUFF ANYWAY

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great President Donald…

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