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Tag: White House

Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
Elephant Reads CNN

Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…

AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028
AC/DC Announces 2028 Presidential Run — and No, It’s Not a Tribute Band
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AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Rock legends AC/DC have officially entered a new phase in their career: running for President of the United States. And…

GOP Lawmaker’s Hot Take on Iran Strikes: Intel or Nah?
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Lawmaker’s Hot Take on Iran Strikes: Intel or Nah?

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Oh, look, even Adam Kinzinger, the RINO poster child, is grudgingly admitting Trump’s Iran strikes were the “right move.” Probably…

CIA Claims Iran’s Nuke Program Got a Boo-Boo, US Still Patting Itself on the Back
Elephant Reads CNN

CIA Claims Iran’s Nuke Program Got a Boo-Boo, US Still Patting Itself on the Back

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re at it again, folks,…

Trump throws epic tantrum at NATO, blames US intel for Iran strike buzzkill
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Trump throws epic tantrum at NATO, blames US intel for Iran strike buzzkill

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuke program.…

Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Well, folks, it looks like CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re now claiming…

Harvard Students Saved From Deportation by Crybaby Judge
Elephant Reads CNN

Harvard Students Saved From Deportation by Crybaby Judge

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another victory for the radical left! A Deep State judge, likely sipping her latte and wearing a “Resist”…

Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa
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Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, goodie, more virtue signaling from Sleepy Joe! He’s at a “historic Black church” in Texas, probably plotting how to…

Trump Declares ‘Real End’ to Israel-Iran Conflict: Ceasefire Too Lame
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares ‘Real End’ to Israel-Iran Conflict: Ceasefire Too Lame

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is trying to make Trump sound like he doesn’t know what he’s doing with this whole Israel-Iran…

Judge Jeanine “Lock Her Up” Pirro Now Threatens to “Lock THEM Up”
Elephant Reads CNN

Judge Jeanine “Lock Her Up” Pirro Now Threatens to “Lock THEM Up”

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re whining about Jeanine Pirro, our fearless, truth-telling queen, daring to be…

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