Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse
Gavin Newsom, the pretty boy governor of California, has finally admitted he’s eyeing the White House in 2028! Can you…
Tag: White House
CNN “Fact Check” Tries to Defend Jen Psaki’s Honor by Hilariously Claiming She Didn’t REALLY Mean What She Said
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws, folks,…
Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices
Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently,…
CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump’s East Wing Got Got, Was it an Inside Job
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is building a ballroom at the White House, and the Left…
Wall Street’s Spooky Season: More Like Spooked-y Then Gone-y
Oh, Wall Street’s having a little boo-boo? How precious. The snowflakes on Wall Street finally got spooked by something other…
Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands
Here we go again, folks! CNN is at it, twisting President Trump’s masterful diplomacy into some kind of “acrimonious” showdown.…
US Military Accidentally Bombs Vacationing Colombians, Calls it a Drug Bust
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the War on Drugs! CNN, still whining about it, of course. Apparently,…
James Talarico Thinks Obama Knows Who He Is, CNN Agrees
Oh, isn’t that just precious? Obama, the guy who apologized to the world for America being so darn successful, actually…
Jamie Dimon Pledges a Paltry $10B to Save America (Finally!)
JPMorgan Chase, bowing to the brilliance of President Trump, is FINALLY investing in America! $10 billion to secure our supply…
Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest
Another day, another victory for justice! It seems the witch hunt is finally over, and the swamp creatures are being…