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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP warns Iran over Houthi attacks on Saudi ships
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP warns Iran over Houthi attacks on Saudi ships

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Ties Saudi Nuclear Deal To Abraham Accords Participation
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Ties Saudi Nuclear Deal To Abraham Accords Participation

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unwavering wisdom of THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: House panel accuses Jack Smith of lying to Congress, urging DOJ to prosecute
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: House panel accuses Jack Smith of lying to Congress, urging DOJ to prosecute

Milton TruthwellJuly 23, 2026

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Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently
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Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Secret Service agent who’s in hot water for allegedly leaking info…

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Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

Trump Pays Respects While Mulling Next Move On Iran
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Trump Pays Respects While Mulling Next Move On Iran

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Iran war, and I gotta say, it’s…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump’s energy security plans deemed vital to western future
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump’s energy security plans deemed vital to western future

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the esteemed Commander…

Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
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Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 22 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time it’s a doozy. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

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