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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Congressman Eli Crane earns endorsement for re-election bid
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Congressman Eli Crane earns endorsement for re-election bid

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and his latest transmission is a doozy. In a recent post on Truth Social, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Congressman Paul Gosar gets endorsement for re-election bid
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Congressman Paul Gosar gets endorsement for re-election bid

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Andy Biggs gets endorsement for Arizona governor
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Andy Biggs gets endorsement for Arizona governor

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Arizona are eagerly awaiting the wisdom of COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Endorses Zach Lahn for Iowa Governor with Total Support
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Endorses Zach Lahn for Iowa Governor with Total Support

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Iowa should rejoice. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…

White House Gets New Front Door Because Security Was Too Easy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House Gets New Front Door Because Security Was Too Easy

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is getting a security upgrade, and I’m not…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 10 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 10 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The nation was rocked once again by a transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka Donald Trump, on his trusty platform…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran asks for talks as US declares ceasefire over
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran asks for talks as US declares ceasefire over

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again holding its breath. In a recent transmission on Truth…

Trump heroically attempts to veto inevitable law
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump heroically attempts to veto inevitable law

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again plunged into chaos. In a recent Truth Social post,…

Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the White House firing the leadership of the Election Assistance…

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