ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date and number
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Palm Beach, Florida, have responded in kind. In a shocking turn…
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Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, Israel shared some intel with…
Grassley Tries To Make FBI Director’s Expense Report Interesting Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Judiciary Chair Chuck Grassley is giving FBI Director Kash Patel…
Trump Touts Mysteriously Affordable Gas Stations To The Delighted Public
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is touting a new chain of gas stations…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Gwynne Shotwell donates 325 million dollars in SpaceX stock
In a move that has left experts baffled and Americans scratching their heads, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unknown date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump renovates White House West Wing
The Orange Oracle has spoken once again, and this time, it’s all about the aesthetics of the West Wing. In…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump says Gavin Newsom in big trouble
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation trembles. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Trump meets new Air Force One at RAF Mildenhall on return from Turkey
We’ve just received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. According to the latest post on Truth…