White House Gets New Front Door Because Security Was Too Easy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is getting a security upgrade, and I’m not…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 10 2026
The nation was rocked once again by a transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka Donald Trump, on his trusty platform…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran asks for talks as US declares ceasefire over
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again holding its breath. In a recent transmission on Truth…
Trump heroically attempts to veto inevitable law
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again plunged into chaos. In a recent Truth Social post,…
Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly
Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the White House firing the leadership of the Election Assistance…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date and number
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Palm Beach, Florida, have responded in kind. In a shocking turn…
Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, Israel shared some intel with…
Grassley Tries To Make FBI Director’s Expense Report Interesting Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Judiciary Chair Chuck Grassley is giving FBI Director Kash Patel…
Trump Touts Mysteriously Affordable Gas Stations To The Delighted Public
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is touting a new chain of gas stations…