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Tag: White House

CIA Claims Iran’s Nuke Program Got a Boo-Boo, US Still Patting Itself on the Back
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CIA Claims Iran’s Nuke Program Got a Boo-Boo, US Still Patting Itself on the Back

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re at it again, folks,…

Trump throws epic tantrum at NATO, blames US intel for Iran strike buzzkill
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Trump throws epic tantrum at NATO, blames US intel for Iran strike buzzkill

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuke program.…

Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun
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Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Well, folks, it looks like CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re now claiming…

Harvard Students Saved From Deportation by Crybaby Judge
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Harvard Students Saved From Deportation by Crybaby Judge

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another victory for the radical left! A Deep State judge, likely sipping her latte and wearing a “Resist”…

Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa
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Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, goodie, more virtue signaling from Sleepy Joe! He’s at a “historic Black church” in Texas, probably plotting how to…

Trump Declares ‘Real End’ to Israel-Iran Conflict: Ceasefire Too Lame
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Trump Declares ‘Real End’ to Israel-Iran Conflict: Ceasefire Too Lame

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is trying to make Trump sound like he doesn’t know what he’s doing with this whole Israel-Iran…

Judge Jeanine “Lock Her Up” Pirro Now Threatens to “Lock THEM Up”
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Judge Jeanine “Lock Her Up” Pirro Now Threatens to “Lock THEM Up”

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re whining about Jeanine Pirro, our fearless, truth-telling queen, daring to be…

Trump throws a hissy fit because his BFF Russia got booted from the G7 crybaby club
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Trump throws a hissy fit because his BFF Russia got booted from the G7 crybaby club

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, no! Not Trump wanting Russia back in the G7! The horror! Can you believe this guy? Probably wants to…

Sen. Moreno’s Epic Clapback After Sen. Padilla Gets Kicked Out of DHS Bash: A Tragedy in 5 Acts (Starring Questionable Security Choices)
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Sen. Moreno’s Epic Clapback After Sen. Padilla Gets Kicked Out of DHS Bash: A Tragedy in 5 Acts (Starring Questionable Security Choices)

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another snowflake meltdown! Rand Paul, a true patriot, got uninvited to Biden’s pity party, I mean, picnic. Probably…

Jan 6th Memorial: Because Forgetting Traumatic Events Is For Losers
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Jan 6th Memorial: Because Forgetting Traumatic Events Is For Losers

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another example of the radical left’s intolerance! Rand Paul, a true patriot, disinvited from the White House picnic?…

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