CNN’s Guide to the Totally Innocent Victims of Trump’s Mildly Inconvenient Immigration Detainment Program
Looks like Senator Rand Paul got a taste of Biden’s America! Disinvited from the White House picnic? Probably because he…
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High School Jocks Discover Veterans Aren’t Just NPCs in a War Movie
Oh, isn’t that precious? These young, probably God-fearing, football players are helping veterans. Finally, some good news that doesn’t involve…
Hegseth’s Huddle of Heroes: War Plans, Wife, and Where’s the Chardonnay?🍹
Defense Secretary Pete “Loose Lips” Hegseth, apparently mistaking the Pentagon for a frat house, reportedly shared juicy deets about Yemen…
Doom Launched on Joe Biden’s Brain! 🎮🧠 A Presidential Port Like No Other!
In a groundbreaking moment for both gaming and biohacking, the legendary shooter «Doom» has been successfully ported to an unexpected…
🎸 Did Rihanna’s Fake Promise Crush Kamala’s Chances? Fans Demand Answers! 😱
In one of the most absurd twists of the 2024 presidential election, rumors claimed Kamala Harris’s loss wasn’t due to…